Jaebum: and that's why I'm buying you one of every existing type.
Mark: sugar daddy much?
Jackson: man, calm down for a sec
Youngjae: 👁️👄👁️👉 hajima, pls.
Blue: jaebum, no, if we're buying body chains we're doing it together (all of us) and then go out one night to a club or something to flex on our pretty besties squad 💅
Jinyoung: that's a good idea.
Jaebun: I'm still paying tho
Blue: you can pay if you're willing to pay for all of us 😀
Jaebum:..
Jaebum: fine.
Mark: okay guys, pick the most expensive body chain you can so we can make jaebum regret existing.
Shreya: yay!
Hannah: I was going to pay for myself but making jaebum suffer is quite fun 😼
Jaebum: I hate yall
Blue: except me.
Jaebum: except you.
Jackson: you fucking imposter, 10 years of friendship went down the drain after meeting a tiny assed girl with daddy issues 😤
Yugyeom: that's true 😔
Blue: shut up, peasant 💅
Blue: and stop exposing me, I'm sensitive 🥺
Hannah: she's lying, she doesn't give two shits.
Blue: stop ruining my plans! 😡❤️
Youngjae: why the heart tho-
Shreya: she still wants to eat breakfast 🤡
Jackson: so like Han is the boss and the main chef?
Shreya: pretty much, yeah. But we do cook too.
Mark: I wanna taste your food sher!
Jinyoung: tbh same, we can cook together one day, I think it'll be fun.
Bambam: yug and I can be the judges!
Yugyeom: Gordon Ramsey #1 and #2!
Bambam: OmgF yes! We can even scream at them in angry British!
Youngjae: and I shall watch, at the side, while eating popcorn, laughing as loudly as humanely possible and witnessing Bam end up with eggs on his head.
Hannah: and I'm going to be the REAL judge, cuz we know yugbam r as useless as the P in raspberries
Jackson: and I'm her assistant.
Mark: I will be playing among us with my friend Jae then.
Blue: I will be documenting the whole thing as if its live on TV!
Jaebum: then I'm recording you, and Shreya and Jinyoung cooking.
Bambam: omg we should get married, we're so perfect 😔👉💙👈
Hannah: the gc's name is 'say yes to polygamy' after all 👀
Blue: I predicted the future‼️
Jaebum: I dont wanna marry yall, I'd rather fucking die 🔪
Jinyoung: bro, who even wants to marry YOU
Mark: either gold diggers or Blue.
Blue: this for u mark: 🖕
Mark: wow thank you 😍
Shreya: 🙂
Jackson: it's all fun and games until we have to share a bed 💀
Bambam: imagine a bed for 10 adults 💀
Yugyeom: sounds like something YOU would invest your money on 💀
Youngjae: okay but group cuddles 🥺
Hannah: we would end up fighting each other after exactly half a second in that bed.
Shreya: if It means getting a spot in the middle, then bet I'll fight 🥊🙂🥊
Blue: idc where I sleep as long as I can sleep next to Han.
Jackson: honey, I don't think thats happening 😀✋
Jinyoung: sharing is caring, jackson 👀
Bambam: yug and I are going to cuddle so I don't care where r yall going to sleep.
Yugyeom: I didn't even agree to-
Shreya: I want to sleep on Han's chest!
Blue: LEFT BOOB IS MINE
Mark: YOUR LEFT WHAT-
Jaebum: I need explanation rn 😀🔪
Hannah: we cuddle and each one of them got a boob to rest their heads on, that's it.
Blue: yeah, I got the left one cuz I like sleeping on my right side.
Shreya: and the right one is mine!
Jackson: youngie, you should let us do that, you have big tits bro 👀
Jinyoung: stfu before I throw you in a volcano
Shreya: so I'm sleeping on hans side, period.
Blue: me too!
Jaebum: I'll spoon you then.
Mark: I'm spooning sher, if it's okay with her
Shreya: yeah, why not.
Jinyoung: I'm spooning Youngjae, then.
Youngjae: uh, okay 😀
Jackson: I hate this 💔
Hannah: should have been faster then 💖
Jackson: then I'm spooning Jinyoung that'll spoon Youngjae.
Jaebum: yall do realise we just talked abt sharing a bed for 10 people and cuddling- 💀
Bambam: yeah and? Plus it will make things easier when the bed comes.
Jaebum: what bed-
Fun fact: that was the easiest yet smoothest gc chapter I've ever wrote in my life in one sitting. The fact that I was able to play with 10 characters so easily and make them talk n shit- 🤡💀 am i that talented or am I a bit crazy?
Pheonix Bar Pt. 3
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