iwaizumi
bitch stfu
anyways, you should like
add her here yk
y/n
oh wait yeah,
why didn't i think of that
oikawa
yeah 😃
iwaizumi
kinda tiring being the
only smart one in this
group
y/n
and here i thought
oikawa had the biggest ego
oikawa
um yeah, i actually do
have the biggest ego
iwaizumi
🚶
y/n added sierra to the group chat.
sierra
WASSUP HOES AND BROS 😍
y/n
calm tf down.
iwaizumi
um hi ig
oikawa
HEY
sierra
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
CALM DOWN WHEN
IM IN A GROUP CHAT FULL
SEXY DUDES
y/n
DOWN BOY DOWN 🗣️
sierra
SO I HEARD Y'ALL
WERE COMING WITH US
iwaizumi
yes, that's what we said
sierra
okay and i heard y'all like
my bestfriend
oikawa
well yeah
y/n
GIRL OMG
IM GONNA KICK YOU
OUT IF YOU DON'T STFU
sierra
yk what time it is
y/n
PLS GO OMG, I REGRET
THIS DECISION
iwaizumi
just like every other
decision you've made
y/n
very outta pocket
oikawa
im kinda nervous for this
sierra
IT'S TIME TO PLAY CUPID
y/n
GIRL ISTG,
YOU SO NOISY AND
FOR WHAT?
sierra
zip your mouth bitch,
i ain't talking to you
iwaizumi
what is this um
sierra
LET'S START WITH SOME
GROUND RULES
you break my bestie's heart,
i break your bones, got it?
oikawa
y/n-chan
your bestfriend's scary 😟
y/n
ik
sierra
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iwaizumi
so im just gonna go...
sierra
HOLD ON
YOU'RE SEIJOH'S ACE,
AREN'T YOU? THE ONE
WITH THE BEEFY ARMS
iwaizumi
stay tf away from me 😕
y/n
that's kinda harsh
iwa
sierra
OMG PLS UR SO HOT
oikawa
im hotter
sierra
chile anyways
HEY HOT ACE, WHAT A
COINCIDENCE THAT IM
CURRENTLY SINGLE
iwaizumi
what's that gotta do w me
sierra
I MEAN, TAKE ME INSTEAD
OF MY CRUSTY MUSTY BEST
FRIEND
HER FARTS SMELL LIKE
ROTTEN EGGS
y/n
WHAT DID YOU JUST
SAY? GIRL YOU LITERALLY
SHOWER LIKE
ONCE A WEEK STFU
oikawa
🍵
iwaizumi
ahahaha im just
gonna 🏃💨
bye
sierra
HEY WAIT
y/n
WHAT A FUCKING
SIMP
sierra
NO U
y/n
NO U
sierra
NO U TRIPLE TIMES
y/n
NO U X10000000
sierra
NO U A THOUSAND TIMES
MOREOVER
oikawa
welp guess im going
to bed.
───
OH SHIT. i finally updated after ghosting you guys for several months. pls don't spank me.
also im sorry but i forgot what the hell was happening in this fic lmao. so like im just trying to remember.
JE LEEST
𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐁 | haikyuu x reader
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