The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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Jade Potter created: 🖕🏼The Pack🖕🏼
James Potter was added
Sirius Black was added
Remus Lupin was added
Peter Pettigrew was added
Lily Evans was added
Marlene Mckinnon was added
Alice Fortescue was added
Solis Black was added

Sirius
What's the answer to number five?

Puppy🐕🖤
Ummm
First of all
RUDE
second
Why?

lion bitch🦁❤️
i just want to make it clear that i'm completely against this bullshit

blondie👯‍♀️
this should be fun
jade this is the best idea ever
i love you

love you too, marls
but i'll love you even more if you give me the answer to number five
i'm losing my shit here🤡

My Moony🌙❤️
we've noticed
you look like you're about to shit your pants

sister❤️
she's worrying me
i'd help but i'm still on number three
sorry jade

shit
i'm gonna fail
and minnie's gonna kill me
I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED BY MINNIE
JAMES
SIRIUS
SOMEONE
HELP
I'LL DO ANYTHING!
JUST GIVE ME THE ANSWER TO NUMBER FIVE

angel🥺❤️
guys she's crying
i'd never thought i'd see the day where Jade started crying
help her pls

best black👯‍♀️
i need the answer to number five also
wait
is she shaking?
oh god she brought out the 🥺 face
starboy help her
she's breaking my damn heart

puppy🐕🖤
what's in it for me?

wormy🐭✨
dude
she's crying and giving you the face
you can't resist the face

sister❤️
give us the answer
don't be shy👀

blondie👯‍♀️
we all know he'll cave in eventually
he's Jade's bitch
do it now and save yourself the embarrassment

puppy🐕🖤
what's in it for me?

undying love and attention?
hurry the fuck up, padfoot
there's like five minutes left
i just need number five
that's it

puppy🐕🖤
sent one image!
i'll take my payment in you getting me inside the dungeons after dinner
and the charms notes for my astronomy ones

WHATEVER YOU WANT
IDFC
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

lion bitch🦁❤️
JADE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY GOD DID SOMEONE RECORD THAT!?

sister❤️
no because we're not you
jade
you okay?

wormy🐭✨
that fall looked kinda nasty

angel🥺❤️
okay but Sirius helping her up is the most cutest thing ever
LOOK AT THAT SMILE
I KNOW THAT SMILE ANYWHERE

blondie👯‍♀️
yeah
it's the same one you have when frank looks at you😉

my moony🌙❤️
why aren't they dating yet?

best black👯‍♀️
because they're blind

blondie👯‍♀️
just like you two are

lion bitch🦁❤️
you hear that?
i'm calling a shots fired
marlene you fucking animal

sister❤️
alice
delete the messages quick
just in case

ángel🥺❤️
already did
but i screenshotted them jic

blondie👯‍♀️
i love this
i love this so much
i'm never leaving this gc
this is jade's best idea to date

what was my best idea to date?

blondie👯‍♀️
this right here
we've got it all
the punk-ass who's secretly a baby
the angel who's way too pure for this world and we should protect them at all cost
the spicy ginger who's secretly terrifying
our favorite wolves
an attention-seeking stag
and a badass slytherin
what more could you want?

wormy🐭✨
and what about you?

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm the one who's gonna stir up some drama and serve the tea
that's gonna be my role in this gc

as admin of this gc i approve of our roles

puppy🐕🖤
i'm nobody's bitch
i just wanna make that clear

my moony🌙❤️
you're Vixen's bitch
you know it
we know it
minnie knows it
hell even Dumbledore knows it
deal with it

angel🥺❤️
i just wanna say one thing
i don't wanna see vixen cry again
she broke my heart
those were tears of desperation

alice you're an angel that's too pure for this world
i love you

blondie👯‍♀️
wait till you see her pissed off
corvus is an angel but a demon at the same time
kinda like you vix

lion bitch🦁❤️
since when has vixen been an angel?
she crawled from the depths of hell

puppy🐕🖤
vix did it hurt when you scraped your knee crawling from the seventh layer of hell?

it stung like a bitch actually
satan didn't want me to leave

best black👯‍♀️
rumor has it satan is still searching for his favorite demon

sister❤️
are we sure that jade isn't satan?

lion bitch🦁❤️
she is
no normal person has been able to stare at Minnie dead in the eye and charm her way out of detention

my moony🌙❤️
that takes mad skills

wormy🐭✨
i feared for my life when i witnessed the stare-down
and i was down the hall

sister❤️
so we can all agree that Jade is satan then?

blondie👯‍♀️
yes
and alice is an angel

lion bitch🦁❤️
and what am i, evans?😉

sister❤️
toerag

ouch

puppy🐕🖤
ouch

best black👯‍♀️
ouch

my moony🌙❤️
ouch

wormy🐭✨
ouch

blondie👯‍♀️
ouch

angel🥺❤️
ouch

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm wounded

as you should be