Tony gets up and walks off, not wanting to hear it anymore.

Nick: Well, it's an old fashioned notion.

Thor walks out far into the meadow. He looks down at mjolnir. Banner wakes up, in human form. He looks around and sees he is in a pile of rubble and looks up at the open ceiling he crashed through- he also notices he is completely naked. An old man stands there, amazed.

Man: You fell out of the sky.

Bruce: Did I hurt anybody?

Man: There's nobody around here to get hurt. You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.

Bruce: Lucky.

Man: Or just good aim. You were awake when you fell.

Bruce: You saw?

Man: The whole thing, right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude. Here...

He throws Banner a pair of big pants. Banner pulls on his pants.

Man: I didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down to a regular size fella.

Bruce: Thank you.

Man: Are you an alien?

Bruce: What?

Man: From outer space, an alien?

Bruce: No.

Man: Well then, son, you've got a condition.

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Barton is strapped down. Natasha and y/n watch over him as Barton tries to shake off Loki's mind control.

Natasha: Clint, you're gonna be alright.

Clint: You know that? Is that what you know? I got...I gotta go in though. I gotta flush him out.

y/n: We don't have that long, it's gonna take time Uncle Clint.

Clint: I don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and send something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?

Natasha: You know that I do.

Clint: Why am I back? How did you get him out?

Natasha: Cognitive recalibration.

y/n: I hit you really hard in the head.

Clint: Thanks. 

Natasha unfastens the restraints.

Clint: Tasha-

y/n: -Watch it buster-

Clint: -How many agents?

Natasha: Don't. Don't do that to yourself, Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.

Clint: Loki, he got away?

y/n: Yeah. I don't suppose you know where?

Clint: I didn't need to know. I didn't ask. He's gonna make his play soon though. Today.

y/n: We gotta stop him.

Clint: Yeah? Who's we?

y/n: I don't know. Whoever's left.

Clint: Well, if I put an arrow in Loki's eye socket, I'd sleep better I suppose.

Natasha: Now you sound like you...

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