Secret Lover

their beach trip

(Hh) The beach?

(T) Yes, the beach! The beach

(Kh) You said so before, didn't you?

(Hh) You wouldn't mind going to a real beach

(H) Did I say that?

(Hh) Yes, you did and so we've prepared some swimsuits for you

(Kh) Isn't this cute?

(Ho) I think that this would look good on Haru-chan

(Kh) you don't get it, huh, Honey-senpai?

(Hh) Just wearing this uniform helps to gloss over the fact that she's as flat as a cutting board

(Kh) A one-piece type suit like that would only invite tears by making it obvious how utterly poor her figure is

(T) How dare you guys heap sexual harassment on my little girl! That's enough of that!

(Hh) Then, we aren't going to the beach? Whoever said we weren't going?

(T) Oh, then you do want to go!

(Kh) So, why Okinawa?

(T) Kyoya's folks have a private beach here, It's a beautiful place, huh?

(H) Yeah

(T) But as long as we're going somewhere, why not the Caribbean or Fiji? Do you think Haruhi has a passport?

(Ho) tamaki-kun

(Kh) Take it easy, Hikaru!

(Hh) Sorry! I'll get it! Wait for me, Kaoru!

(Kh) It's not me! The ball is running away!

(G1) Haruhi-kun?

(G2) Haruhi-kun, aren't you going swimming?

(H) Oh, I like looking at the sea more

(G1) Well, would it be okay if we joined you? How come?

(H) Go ahead and swim. You're wearing such cute swimsuits, and all

(Hh) But with guests here Haruhi won't be able to wear her swimsuit

(K) Everything has been taken into account

(T) Did you think that I would let my dear little girl in her swimsuit be exposed to your eyes?

(Ho) Haru-chan! Let's go hellfish shunting!

(H) I think you mean "shellfish hunting"

(T) I've never heard of anyone going shellfish hunting anywhere like this

(H) Honey-senpai, this is Amazing! What a haul! We're going to have a fancy side dish tonight, huh?

(Ho) It's going to be delicious!

(T) Well, you two look like you're enjoying yourselves, so I guess it's all right. Senpai!

(K) Tonight's supper is going to be a real treat!

(T) What do you think, Haruhi? Do you find this large crab to be crab-tivating?

(H) Yes.

(Ho) And another side dish

(G1) Haruhi-kun!

(H) Hey there!

(G2) This breeze feels great! It's dangerous up there. This feels great, huh? Mm-hmm.

(B1) Oho, there are girls up here! Lucky!

(B2) Hey girls, let's play together

(G1) What are you people doing here?

(B2) Who cares? It must be dull having no one but girls around, huh?

(G2) Please stop

(B2) This is a private beach. What's that? Does that mean "sweethearts"?

(H) *tosses objects on guys*

(Guys) Ee-yow!

(H) Would you go away now? They don't want you. They say you're bothering them

(G3) Haruhi-kun

(B2) Why, you little kid Habu snakes! Those are habu snakes, sir!

(G1) What do I do?!

(G2) Tamaki-sama! It's Haruhi-kun!

(B3) *grabs haruhis arm* what's with these spindly arms?

(T) Haruhi-kun!

(B1)Don't go trying to act tough when you're such a sissy boy! Kid, you should just go swimming in the ocean *let's go of haruhi*

(T) Haruhi!

(Ho) Haru-chan!

(Hh)  Sir! Where are they?

(K) We've kept their ID cards, and respectfully asked them to leave. The girls went back to the hotel. I've called a doctor, who should be here shortly

(H) I see, I'm all right, I don't need a doctor

(T) Are you one of those? Actually a martial arts master, like Honey-senpai? How could you think that you, a girl, by yourself, could do anything against those boys?!

(H) It had nothing to do with being a boy or a girl! I was just there, and didn't have time to think about anything like--

(T) Well think about it, you idiot! You are a girl!

(H) I will apologize for making you come after me, but I can't understand any other reason why you'd be mad at me. I haven't done anything wrong

(T) You haven't, huh? Then you go right ahead, I'm not speaking to you again until you admit you were wrong! *walks away*