Haikyuu oneshots and scenarios

YANDERE ASAHI AZUMANE X READER HEADCANONS

God damn.... WHY must he look so good!!??? TvT Now I REALLY need therapy AND an icepack for my face since it's on fire.....

Yandere type: Protective and obsessive and he can kinda be submissive if you want 

Asahi is one big gigantic softie and he will do WHATEVER the hell you want

But just because he's soft to you, that does not mean he's soft when it comes to your safety and protection. A few days back while you and the him were taking a walk though the park, Asahi decided it would be a good idea to buy some ice cream for the both of you and you agreed and sat on a park bench scrolling through some pictures on your phone. Suddenly, someone sat next to you and that guy was 3 years older than you and he greeted you with a smile to which you returned. Then after a few seconds, while he was pretending to yawn, he slipped his hand behind you and you raised an eyebrow at him but you didn't say anything. The final straw came when he pretended to drop something so he could touch your legs and within the very next second, before you could even open your mouth to say something, Asahi came from nowhere and gave the guy a really good beating and gave him an earful and attracted people the both of you and some of them were even munching on popcorn. Asahi wanted to literally murder that pervert for daring to touch like that but when he felt the touch of your soft hands on his large ones, he calmed down and decided to finish him off once and for all when the rest of when the rest of the world was asleep and what do you know? That very same guy was declared missing the next day and Asahi was a DAMN good actor and he pretended like he didn't know anything and acted like some clueless bunny 

He gets jealous, sad and devastated when you spend your time with other people instead of him and even though he HATES himself for it, he will guilt trip you into spending some more time with him. After he shows you his puppy dog eyes and bat his eyes like some damsel in distress, the next thing you know, your plans with your friends will suddenly go out the window and down the drain and you'll be spending your time with Asahi instead and NO, he will NOT take you to a church nearby to have demons exorcised from you 

He might kidnap you in a few months time after he thoroughly stalks you and knows everything about you and he will make you feel comfortable and welcome to your new home 

Since he's so soft with you, he might even be a gullible yandere but he does know when a person is trying to manipulate him. After all, he is the KING of manipulation himself and when he finds out that you're trying to manipulate him, he will be heartbroken but he'll convince himself that you just need some time to adjust. That's the same case for when you're trying to escape him or cussing at him and screaming at him constantly 

All he just wants from you is for you to love him back the way he loves you

There is NOTHING in the world he would NOT do for you and he will even give up volleyball for you if you ask him to 

When it comes to rivals, he prefers to give them warnings first and if they're dumb enough to ignore him, he will get messy and physical and might even end up murdering that chump

Loves to give to whatever you want and will NEVER restrict you from ANYTHING, except your freedom of course. He will let you roam around the backyard though but no where else and NO you won't be able to escape since there's going to be a HUGE electrical fence to guard you and keep you safe from the outside world according to him 

"My darling, I'll even die for you if you ask me to but, I'll live for your sake~"