y/n: No, Phil's got Stark. We get the big guy.
Natasha hangs up the phone.
Natasha: My god...
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At night, a slum in India it attacked by a sickness. A teenage boy runs into the middle of a makeshift hospital in someone's home, pushing through the crowd frantically. He runs up the steps inside to greet the only doctor, Bruce Banner. They begin speaking in Hindu.
Woman: What are you doing here?! Get out! You shouldn't be here.
Boy: I have to see the doctor. It's my mother.
Bruce: Calm down. What's wrong?
Boy: My mother...
He looks to the other sick people, laying down and moaning in pain.
Bruce: Is he like them?
The boy holds out money, crumpled and looking desperate.
Boy: Please.
Banner and the teenager run quickly to the edge of town. He leads him quickly through narrow passageways, and is proving too fast to keep up with. Banner spots a nice car, and looks around, worried. He runs into the boy's house, when he disappears
Bruce: Should have gotten paid up front, Banner.
The same boy reappears through the left door now with a strange shield.
y/n: Heya Doc.
From the adjacent door someone else enters.
Natasha: You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle.
Bruce: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.
y/n: Then, what is it? Yoga?
Natasha: вести себя!
Bruce: You brought me to the edge of the city, smart. I uh... assume the whole place is surrounded?
Natasha: Just you and me.
Bruce: And your actor buddy, is he a spy too? Do they start that young?
Natasha: I did.
Bruce: Who are you?
Natasha: Natasha Romanoff.
Bruce: And you?
y/n: y/n Romanoff.
Bruce: Brother?
Natasha: Son.
Bruce: Are you here to kill me, Mr and Mrs Romanoff? Because that's not gonna work out for everyone.
y/n: Well actually she's a Ms.
Natasha: No. No. Of course not. We're here on behalf of SHIELD.
Bruce: SHIELD. How did they find me?
y/n: We never lost you, doctor. We've kept our distance, even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.
Bruce: Why?
Natasha: Nick Fury seems to trust you. But now I need you to come in.
Bruce: What if I said no?
Natasha: I'll persuade you.
y/n: Eww...
Natasha: Клянусь Богом
Bruce: And what if the... other guy says no?
y/n: Do you... mean me?
Bruce: No.
Natasha: You've been more than a year without an incident. I don't think you wanna break that streak.
Bruce: I don't always get what I want.
Natasha: Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
Bruce: Well, those I actively try to avoid.
Natasha: This is the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
She shows him a photo of the Tesseract on her cell phone. Banner takes a closer look.
Bruce: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
y/n: That's what she sa-
Natasha: -Finish that sentence and I will really make you wish you were back in your universe... He wants you to find it. It's been taken. It emits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be.
Bruce: So Fury isn't after the monster?
y/n: Not that he's told us.
Bruce: And he tells you everything?
Natasha: Talk to Fury, he needs you on this.
Bruce: He needs me in a cage?
Natasha: No one's gonna put you in a...
Bruce: STOP LYING TO ME!
Banner slams his fists onto the table Natasha grabs a gun hidden under the table, pointing it at him. y/n's armour forms around him, he had been standing on his suitcase the whole time. Banner stays still, grinning
Bruce: I'm sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do. Why don't we do this the easy way, where you don't use that, and the other guy doesn't... vaporise me? Okay? Natasha...
The Romanoffs, still wary, don't lower their weapons. Eventually Natasha lowers her gun and speaks into her earpiece.
Natasha: Stand down. We're good here.
Dozens of soldiers armed to the teeth have surrounded the small house, but at her signal they back off a bit.
Bruce: Just you and me... hold on did you say other universe?
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