Pinku Cat Cafe [South Park x Reader]

Meeting "Bubba"

It turns out that Lisa wasn't exactly trying to hit on you— not that you minded, you would have welcomed it. The reason she asked you is because she needs to know what size to get you for your uniform. You really should have asked her what this uniform consisted of, but you were way too flustered to even speak coherently. You assume that the clothing you are to be wearing will be a bit more form-fitting, which is kind of confusing because aren't the customers there more for the cats than the waitresses?

She explains to you that she's going to have to have you come to Pinku Cat Cafe for some days before they open for training. You understand that— this would be your first job and you don't know anything about how to be a waitress. You know that you have to be polite and charming and make sure the food is good enough for the customer... which is common sense, no? But you suppose that you should also know the layout of the cafe and the menu like the back of your hand.

You bid Lisa goodbye after you talk for a while, the two of you agreeing that it'd be best to get home before your families start to freak out. You bid farewell to the fellow who was manning the cafe, who's name happens to be 'Mr. Tweek,' according to his nametag. He seemed a bit... nervous, somehow, when you waved him off. You managed to brush it off easily, just wanting to get back to your new home. You made sure to text your mom that you were leaving.

You're surprised when you approach your new home and you find your mother smiling and chatting to other adults in the area. She hasn't had friends in a long while, as she has always found it hard because drama seems to follow her wherever she goes regarding how she prefers being friends with men than single women. Married women are okay in her eyes, though.

There's a couple right next to your mother. The man is on the hairier side, with a beard and a disconnected mustache. He wears a yarmulke upon his head, covering where he is balding. You don't blame him. He's tall and lean, which is a bit different than who you assume is his wife. She's heavy-set and the hair on her head is red and plentiful, styled into a beehive style (which you didn't know people did anymore). Her red-painted lips are curved into a smile as she chats away. "You know, my bubba is the same age as your daughter. Maybe they can be friends!" She suggests, her voice thick with a Jersey accent.

Another woman seems eager about this conversation as well. Her hair is brown and comes down to her shoulders in a loose bun, framing her face ever so slightly. She looks classy in her ruffled-collar shirt and pants-- it's like they're tailored to her, or something. She has a pan of cookies in her hands, steam coming off of them. It seems like she made them just for this occasion! "Eric, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are the best of friends," she chirps. "I don't think they'd mind including your daughter. Being the new kid is tough, you know."

"It's a shame Sharon and Randy can't see ya quite yet. They're always so busy with that weed farm of theirs. It's a good business, but always busy," a woman with messy red hair speaks. She looks incredibly frail, her body bruised (namely one on her cheek) and her arms covered in track marks. You don't know what she's been through, but it seems like a lot. "I'm sure they'd like to meet who's occupying their old house."

Oh, you should have remembered that weed is legal here. You don't have a particular view on it, but if it's not hurting anybody it's not a problem right? You hope Sharon and Randy are doing well, whoever they are. You're sure they're nice people.

You flinch when the large, red headed woman lets out a loud gasp, causing you to almost spill your tea. Suddenly, all eyes are on you. You feel like your heart is hammering out of your chest— you've never been great with getting this much attention at once. "Oh my God!" She exclaims (though 'God' comes out more as 'Gawd',) and looks to be completely enamored by your appearance. "Is that your little munchkin? She's adorable!"