Chapter 3- my future boyfriend

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LONG CHAPTER.......I THINK
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'HOW TF AM I GONNA GET HOME?!?'

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'ahahaha I'm in some deep shi-'

I carried the kitten in my left arm and my skateboard on my right.

My heart started pounding.

The sun starts to set and I have no idea where to go...

'Ah shit, is this where I die?
My mom has lied to me, God does not like me, he absolutely despises me. DAMN THIS GOD BS.
I now pray for Kurapika, AKAKU!'

'.....should I ask Miya for...help? WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO-'

"Oi you!"
I turn my head in the direction this ugly voice came from.
I turn and see an old looking ass man that might be related to Hisoka.

"Are you lost?" Hisoka's relative asks

"No, I'm vacuuming my walls"

He seemed irritated at my statement and started walking up to me'

Should I run away? I'll just get even more lost so uhh. Should I run to Miya? No, that gives him satisfaction. No way in hell am I going to give Miya a topic to tease me about no-'

The old fart grabbed my wrist.
"You sure have a tiny body there, how about you come with me and I'll feed you"

'Kinky'

"I mean- feed me what?"
"You know"
"No I don't quite know, mr. Hisoka"
"Mr. ...Hisoka?"

"Pffft" I hear Miya snicker in the background.

"Excuse me sir, uhh please lemme go?"

"Excuse me?"
"Excuse me?"

"Are you mocking me?"
"Are you mocking me?"

"Let me go, thanks"
I yank my wrist away from his grip and dip.

'I'm NOT dealing with this today'

I look back at the old man and

HE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME?!?

am i slow or was this man a track runner cause damn

He grabs my wrist again and I start to get really pissed off

'You know what, IM NO Y/N OK! IM [NAME]!'

I rip my wrist out of his grip and pick up my skateboard that had fallen when the old fart grabbed my wrist. I kick him in the groin and used my skateboard to pull a Killua. I ✨chopped✨ the back of his neck to make contact with his vital point.
Did I mention I kicked him where the sun don't shine? No I don't think so...
I also kicked him the groin, yes.

The old fart wouldn't move after that.
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"I think I killed him-

yeah no I didn't....at least I hope not.

"HEY YOU DUMBASS"
My head turned towards the voice's direction.

Miya comes storming towards my direction.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?!?!"
"Killing a bitch, obviously"
"Be serious for once, you could have been killed."

"Aww is wittle ol' Miya worried abwout mwe?"

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