"Be the lightning. Even if it's for a second, turns the night into a day"
"And when I breathe, my breath was lightning"
"I was lightning before the thunder"
A crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs and KNY
"No, I'm talking about a hanging health method." Dazai started.
"What the hell is that?" Kunikida asked.
"What you don't know it? It's so good for shoulder cramps!" Dazai said cheerfully
"What? such thing like that exist?" Kunikida asks.
"Hey, write this down!" Dazai said as Y/ had a deadpanned expression.
"Hanging... Health... Method..." Kunikida muttered as he wrote down on his handbook.
"But it's a lie," Dazai said as Kunikida's pen broke out from anger as Kunikida chokes Dazai.
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"My schedule for today was just perfect! But now I have to go back to square one!" Kunikida said as he chokes Dazai.
'I'm gonna die as I am still surrounded by crazy people!' Y/n thought as she was shaking.
"Sorry about your job today..." Atsushi apologized as Kunikida looked at him.
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"Gomen! I shouldn't have asked!" Atsushi said frantically. "That's right! of course, your jobs are classified!"
"Today's job doesn't really require secrecy" Kunikida started. "We're looking for a certain Tiger for the military"
"Tiger?" Y/n asked as she starts shaking fear.
"One that kills people has been seen around here. Well, we really don't know if it really killed anyone, but it has caused damage, ransacking warehouses and eating produce, doing whatever it likes. It's been spotted around here recently" Dazai said as Atsushi fell back on the floor as Y/n starts chanting that she's gonna die.
"What's wrong Atsushi?" Dazai asked.
"I... I'll be leaving now. Please excuse me..." Atsushi said as Y/n then stood up shaking.
"I-I'm also going to leave... I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!" Y/n chanted in repeat as tears fell.
Atsushi was crawling out to the door as Y/n then starts to run but Kunikida then held both Atsushi and Y/n at the back of their collars.
"Oi! Wait!" Kunikida started. "You both know something, do you?" Kunikida asked as they both tried to run away.
"It's impossible" Atsushi started. "You can't take it on!"
"AGHHHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE!!! THE TIGER IS GOING TO EAT ME!!!" Y/n yelled.
"So you both know the man-eating tiger?" Kunikida asked.
"I was walking by an alleyway! I then see glowing eyes as it tries to chase me! It's going to eat me AHHHHH!!!" Y/n said as she proceeds to panic.
"Calm down!"
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN! WERE THERE ARE DEMONS ROAMING AROUND WITH A MAN-EATING TIGER AHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE!!!" Y/n said.
"It's after me. It's going to kill me!" Atsushi said as he tries to run away. "If it's been around here I have to run away now!"
Kunikida pins Atsushi down with his arm on his back.
"Brat! You either pay for the food with your arm or tell us everything!" Kunikida said.
"OI! Stop hurting him! He's just a boy! Not a demon!" Y/n said as she tries to pull back Kunikida and off of Atsushi.
"Now, now Kunikida, Whenever you try to ask questions, it becomes an interrogation," Dazai said as he stood up from his seat. "The President always scolds you about it." Kunikida then lets go of him.
"Atsushi! Are you okay?" Y/n asks.
"So. What do you guys know about this tiger?" Dazai then proceeds to asks.
"I only saw it once I swear!" Y/n said.
Atsushi then tells them everything while Y/n just sat there shaking from fear.
'I'm gonna die before I even get a job!' Y/n thought.
