Coffee with a goddess

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y/n: Coulson. Raise. Now!

Phil: I'll ask Fury to consider.

y/n: You know how many buildings I've been thrown through in the last six hours?

Phil: Umm... three?

y/n: It should be zero! For any normal human it should be zero!

Sif: If you continue to behave in this manner I shall reconsider our meeting.

y/n shuts up immediately. Darcy turns to Volstagg. 

Darcy: So, how can you speak our language? 

Volstagg: Your language? Ha! Silly girl, you're speaking ours. 

Thor calls up to the sky. 

Thor: Heimdall! Open the Bifrost! 

Thor looks to the others with concern.

Thor: He would open it if he could. I fear the worst. 

Volstagg: Then we're trapped here forever. 

Fandral: Then I suppose we'd best start settling into our new lives. 

He looks to Darcy, turns on the charm. 

Fandral: Are all earth maidens as fair as you? 

Darcy enjoys the attention. 

Darcy: No. 

Thor shouts back up to the sky. 

Thor: Heimdall!

The Asgardians begin to lose hope. Volstagg eyes a SHIELD Agent's machine gun.

Volstagg: Primitive. Good enough for hunting small game, I suppose. 

Suddenly, the Bifrost explodes down from the sky. Thor grins. The mortals look on, amazed. Fandral turns to Darcy. 

Fandral: Sorry, my love. These things happen. 

He joins the other Asgardians at their side. Thor turns to Coulson. 

Thor: Know this, son of Coul-

y/n: -I am so calling you that from now on!

Phil: Dream on kid.

Thor: You and I, we fight for the same cause -- the protection of this world. From this day forward, count me as your ally. If you return the items you have stolen from Jane Foster. 

Phil: Not stolen. Borrowed. 

Jane shoots him a look. Coulson quickly continues. 

Phil: You'll get your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research... which, after today's events, SHIELD would like to fully sponsor. If that's alright with you. 

Sif: I think I shall be staying.

(A/N: I know she doesn't do this in the films but since she sticks around for agents of shield I thought I'd just make it easier on myself)

Volstagg: Are you insane?

Sif looks to y/n-

Sif: I must try this 'coffee' the humans talk of so highly.

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