y/n: Coulson. Raise. Now!
Phil: I'll ask Fury to consider.
y/n: You know how many buildings I've been thrown through in the last six hours?
Phil: Umm... three?
y/n: It should be zero! For any normal human it should be zero!
Sif: If you continue to behave in this manner I shall reconsider our meeting.
y/n shuts up immediately. Darcy turns to Volstagg.
Darcy: So, how can you speak our language?
Volstagg: Your language? Ha! Silly girl, you're speaking ours.
Thor calls up to the sky.
Thor: Heimdall! Open the Bifrost!
Thor looks to the others with concern.
Thor: He would open it if he could. I fear the worst.
Volstagg: Then we're trapped here forever.
Fandral: Then I suppose we'd best start settling into our new lives.
He looks to Darcy, turns on the charm.
Fandral: Are all earth maidens as fair as you?
Darcy enjoys the attention.
Darcy: No.
Thor shouts back up to the sky.
Thor: Heimdall!
The Asgardians begin to lose hope. Volstagg eyes a SHIELD Agent's machine gun.
Volstagg: Primitive. Good enough for hunting small game, I suppose.
Suddenly, the Bifrost explodes down from the sky. Thor grins. The mortals look on, amazed. Fandral turns to Darcy.
Fandral: Sorry, my love. These things happen.
He joins the other Asgardians at their side. Thor turns to Coulson.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul-
y/n: -I am so calling you that from now on!
Phil: Dream on kid.
Thor: You and I, we fight for the same cause -- the protection of this world. From this day forward, count me as your ally. If you return the items you have stolen from Jane Foster.
Phil: Not stolen. Borrowed.
Jane shoots him a look. Coulson quickly continues.
Phil: You'll get your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research... which, after today's events, SHIELD would like to fully sponsor. If that's alright with you.
Sif: I think I shall be staying.
(A/N: I know she doesn't do this in the films but since she sticks around for agents of shield I thought I'd just make it easier on myself)
Volstagg: Are you insane?
Sif looks to y/n-
Sif: I must try this 'coffee' the humans talk of so highly.
Coffee with a goddess
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