Spongebob: Random

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So I just watched the weird episode where squidward is all like " pelvic thrust! Pelllviic thrust!" And I'm like " why is there thrusting in spongebob? Like, what the fuck? I thought that was a children's show!

Also, I realized something today:

Other teens: weird sex/ drinking music playing in the background " let's all get drunk!"

And me: * spongebob theme song* " Aye eye captain!" I can't hear you! " AYE EYE CAPTAIN!"

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