Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots

Dazai x GN reader

Dazai was annoying you. All you were trying to do was get some work done, but your boyfriend just wouldn't leave you alone.

'How did it come to this?',you thought.

You and dazai don't work at the same place. While he fights to save the city, working alongside the other fearless members of the ada, you were an engineer, a leader, who was running an IT company. You were hardworking, focused and goal oriented. Your entire life, you had dreamed about being someone different, someone important and powerful. And today, you were on the right path. Your company was among the well known IT companies of Yokohama, and your aim was to make it one of the best in Japan. So, you would put in the extra hours and work hard to make your dream come true. Dazai knew how busy you were, of course, as he had met you when the agency's servers had been hacked by an international criminal, and nobody was able to access the files. Unfortunately, nothing was working for the agency, as even their ex-detective, a master of computers and technology, failed to save the agency from the tyranny of the hacker.
So, the agency contacted your company.
And that's how you met the bandaged detective. It took you a week, but at the end all was well, as you had managed to retrieve the hacked servers and place safety measures to avoid future problems.
At first, Dazai was amazed by your intelligence and vast knowledge of software.
Then, as he interacted with you over the course of the days you spent at the agency, he realized that your intelligence wasn't limited to your work field. He slowly unraveled the witty, sassy and philosophical aspects of your personality, and he was, for the first time in his life, actually amazed by someone.. other than oda, that is.
He soon realized that he wanted more from you. He wanted to know how you think, and what you think about. He wanted to know your opinion on matters, and wanted to see from your point of view. He soon realized that he had fallen for you. He also realized that you returned the feelings. And so, he tried his best to be around you at all times.
Which brings us to the current situation. Dazai had convinced Kunikida to change their work space and visit a Cafe instead. 'Change of place is healthy for the mind, and increases efficiency in work!', he had blabbered to the poor man, who then promptly wrote it down in his book.
Little did he know that Dazai had only done this to see you, as you often worked at this Cafe.
"Y/NNNN pay attention to meeee" , Dazai sang as he wrapped his arms around your neck from behind.
Sighing, you realized you had had enough of this.
You beckon him to come closer with your hand.
"Hey, I want to tell you a little secret."
Upon being acknowledged, Dazai's eyes sparkled, and he promptly showed up at your side, ears attentive for what you were about to tell him.
You moved closer, close enough to lightly brush your lips on his ear.
"I can't wait to get home, love. I can't wait to shove you on the bed, and tear your shirt off. I can't wait to slide my fingers underneath the bandages to feel you..."
This was unexpected. His face heated up, and his lips parted at your whispers.
"If you behave, baby, I might just punish you... You love it when I punish you, don't you.. Needy little baby.."
With that you pull back and go back to work, pretending that nothing had happened.
Let's just say that Dazai didn't move an inch from his seat for the next few hours.