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GC: RATS AND ME
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MIYA:
so how is taeyong coping
with the dealing with children
and taking care of himself and
the broken window and the
expensive vase that was from
china and broke as well and
the plant that he had been
taking care of was sent flying
across the room and the pot
ended up breaking?

HENDERY:
nothing seems to phase
him anymore

TAEIL:
yeah see look

TAEIL:
taeyong?

TAEYONG:
yeah?

TAEIL:
i just heard in the news
that aliens are coming
for us and we will all
be slaughtered tomorrow

TAEYONG:
nice

DOYOUNG:
after the fight, taeyong
shouted for them to stop
after his plant was sacrificed
and left to go upstairs

DOYOUNG:
now they are cleaning up

DONGHYUCK:
WHY THE FUCK ARE
THEY TAPING THE
PIECES OF GLASS ARE
THEY THAT DUMB

YANGYANG:
IT MIGHT WORK

KUN:
UR BLEEDING

JAEMIN:
anyone want coffee?

TAEYONG:
me

MIYA:
me

TEN:
i leave the room and
come back and everything
is destroyed.

TEN:
but whats even more
sadder than taeyong's
plant being destroyed
is that im not even
surprised this happened.

SHOTARO:
guys!! i have a broom!

JUNGWOO:
oh thank god someone
with a brain. im still trying
to get taeyong to cheer up

YUTA:
is it working?

JUNGWOO:
i asked what movie he wanted
to watch today so we can watch
it together and maybe it'll calm him
and he started to demonic screech.

JAEHYUN:
just like how we asked
miya if she wanted to
go outside for once
and interact with people

MIYA:
mf stole my brand. only
i can demonically screech

JENO:
instead of helping us,
xiaojun has looked at
the mirror doing tiktok
dances

XIAOJUN:
I LEARNED THEM
FROM SHOTARO
OK?

MIYA:
okay pop off
king ig 😳🙄

XIAOJUN:
im renaming my brand
to xiaolie d'amelio 🥵🥶⁉️

SHOTARO:
ill be shony lopez 😄😄

TAEYONG:
NUH UH

YUTA:
SHOTARO NO

KUN:
try someone else 😃