Sidd: Avu just calm down..its not her fault this time!
Avu: Siddharth can you just explain me if you actually broke up with Richu or not?
Sidd: We broke up okay! You believe me right.
Avu: They why are you sticking up for her like that?
Sidd: I'm not sticking up for her! Its just that...she's not wrong!
Avu: Ok then go sit with her only in the flight! (stomps away)
Sidd: Kaha phas gayii!
(They board the plane and Avneet sits in the middle, Sidd to her right and Richu to her left)
Avu: (I take out my phone and open alt balaji to watch bang baang)
Richu: (I take out my Economics book and start studying the syllabus for my boards)
Sidd: (kya yaar. Ab maharani ko mujhe hi manana padega!) Avu!...
Avu: (squeeling) Faisuuuuu aaj toh mai pakki Jaanu ko bata dungi!
Sidd: What?!....Nakchadi! Can you hear meeee? Pehle se andhe toh ho hi, insaan hun par bandar bulate rehte ho aur ab behre bhi ho gaye??!
Avu: (whisper screams to the other aisle at Faisu) Yaar mujhe Ruhi se milni hai!
Sidd: nakchadi ki bachi dal dal kachi, aaj tujhe naye kaan nahi dilaye na toh mera naam bhi Siddharth nahi hai!
Richu: (waves her hand in front of Avu as she stares onto the other side for Faisu's answer) Can you please keep the volume of your voice low??!
Avu: kya?
Richu: Aawaz kam karo!
Avu: Kya?! Dimaag kharaab karo?!
Richu: Dimaag kharab go gaya hai kya? Stop screaming and thoda (points at her mouth) paani peelo!
Avu: What? Ghoda khareed lo?!
Richu: Abe akal ki dushman..headphones utaaro
Avu: ab ghode pe sawaaro..yaar mere paas ghoda nahi hai.
Richu: tu behra hai kya?
Avu: Ha mera dil bohot gehra hai.
Richu: bachpan me kabhi girke mathe pe lag gayi thi kya?
Avu: teri bhabhi gutter me gir gayi thi kya?!
Richu: (to herself) bhaag le bachi
Avu: kya..tu shaadi se bhaag gayi! Yaar aese nahi karte!
Sidd: (laughing his head off and then removes Avu's headphones)
Richu: (starts laughing)
Avu: (laughs) wait..tu sach me shaadi se bhag gayi?
Richu: Nope I'm planning Bachelorette for life!
Sidd: Ok.
(Richu goes back to studying)
Sidd: Nakchadi! Yaar I'm sorry okay, just talk to me!
Avu: Why?! Who do I look like to you hn! Go talk to Richu!
Sidd: Waise toh tu ek dum jangli billi dikhti hai. And I love animals...
Avu: So you love me?
Sidd: well..I like pet animals and not jangli animals.
Avu: Fu*k off! (covers her face with those airplane blankets)
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Broken love - love is magic!
FanfictionAvu: Bandar ke bache! I hate you! You are a total Pagal,Stupid,Idiot,Gadhe! Sidd: So what? Do you know that you walk like a chicken, talk and act like a jangli billi, and your face looks like a rotten tomato! Avu: How dare you! You know what? I sh...
Who do I choose?!....
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