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YIREN
why is he looking
at me like that

LULI
his nose reminds
me of a cow idk why

XIAOJUN
his eyes creep me
out

XIAOJUN
idk tho i can
ask my parents
to take care of bella

TEN
i can ask a
friend

LULI
you have friends aside
from us?

TEN
kys

NINGNING
yiren you forgot
about giselle!!

HENDERY
huh

KUN
who's giselle

YIREN
ningning bought a duckling

TEN
why can i feel the
saltiness through
the screen

YIREN
SHE BOUGHT IT
AT A MCDONALD'S
AT FOUR IN THE MORNING
AND MADE ME COME WITH
HER

LUCAS
proof or it didn't
happen

NINGNING

YANGYANG
why is it wearing
a cupcake wrapper

XIAOJUN
i think it's supposed
to be a skirt

NINGNING
IT'S A SKIRT
YANGYANG

YIREN
she also dyed her hair
bright ass red and made
me help her

YIREN
and then she cried because,
and i quote:

YIREN
"I LOOK LIKE A USED TAMPON"

HENDERY
omg pics or it didn't
happen

NINGNING
my scalp is crying

YANGYANG
like you were

NINGNING
stfu

NINGNING

LULI
it suits you really well

TEN
dude that shit is VIBRANT

KUN
cat from victorious who

HENDERY
ariel who

XIAOJUN
oooo it looks good

LUCAS
oh my god your poor
poor scalp

WINWIN
it looks good ningning

WINWIN
also are we buying
the tickets or
not because if
we aren't then i
got my credit card
out for nothing

LULI
YOU MADE ME
GET IT

WINWIN
YOU WENT TO GET
WATER

LULI
YOU ASKED ME
AFTER I SAT DOWN

WINWIN
NO I DIDN'T

LULI
YES YOU FUCKING
DID

TEN
peace has been restored

HENDERY
y'all are so loud
and for what

YIREN
shouldn't you be
used to this by now

HENDERY
they're literally screaming
through the screen

KUN
yes buy the tickets

WINWIN
👌

XIAOJUN
ew i just realize
we're going on
a trip with two
couples

XIAOJUN
i'm too single
for this conversation

TEN
shut up xiaojun
the only person
rn who can be salty
about couples is
ning x2

NINGNING
yeah!

NINGNING
wait why

YIREN
oh my god 💀

WINWIN
GUYS GUYS GUYS

LULI
what

HENDERY
what

XIAOJUN
yeah

WINWIN
TEN AND I'S DANCE VIDEO
JUST HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS

TEN
WHAT

TEN
LES FUCKIN GEDDIT

YANGYANG
n 🧊

XIAOJUN
congrats bros

YIREN
nice my money didn't
go to waste

LUCAS
COOL I'M FRIENDS
WITH CELEBRITIES NOW

NINGNING
CONGRATS

KUN
congrats you two

LULI
going viral today bois

𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁

so uh just to make things clear the raccoon enthusiasts know about what happened with the whole luli's house got broken into and allat and also they know that lucheng got back together but i didn't know how to write that so let's pretend that happened mkay
ningning got a duck lol i named her giselle because i got the idea of ningning getting a duck in the first place from that one clip of giselle from aespa going "it's a baby chick. it's a baby chick #2" and yeah ducks and chicks are different things but chickens are ugly so i did a duck instead
also hey 😃 did you 😃 know 😃 that i 😃 have a 😃 new-ish 😃 book 😃 called 😃 seven hours 😃