(150) The duck jokes

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What says quick quick? = A duck with hiccups

What does a duck carry around? = A quackpack

Who stole the soap? = A robber ducky 

What do ducks have for breakfast? = Quackers 

Why did the duck say quack? = Because it can't say moo

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