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10|... life what the actual fck?

sooo my friend has this weird dream

very weird.

it was about Red Bull (it tastes like crap btw) and a girl, lets call her J and another girl, lets call the other girl I, were swimming in a pool filled with RED BULL

LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK (ik, im sorry but srsly what the fuck)

Then Rina, me and a boy called D were talking.

The convo:

R: Did you and D do it?

Ja (me): EXCUSEMEWA-

Ja: EW NOOOOO

D: EWWW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK R?

R: I just wanna know!

R:... hey? can you do it in front of me?

D and Ja: WHAT THE FUCK RINA NOOOOO WE DIDNT DO IT NO NO NO

Ja: Go kick someone.

D: *too busy looking at the pool because of someone*

ok then J was like "you guys should join!"

Liz be like 'bruh no'

Z be like 'wtf J? why would we want to swim in Red Bull?!'

D be like '*cannon balls into the pool*'

Ja be like 'ye loog pagaal hain'

R be like 'what no- i wanna see Ja and D do the thing'

D: I HAVE A GF YA KNOW

Ja: STAPH SHIPPING ME WITH DIS CRAY CRAY DUDE HERE

Ja: WE JUST FRIENDS :<

My friend be like: D and I did it...

Me be like '...'

D be like 'whyyyy friendo whyyy'

I be like 'idc'

R be like :OOOO SHOW MEEEEE

A be like: ... why am i even here *poofs*

Me be like: You did it? YOU FUCKING DID IT

J be like: 69!!!!

*present*

Friend: crazy huh?

Me: FUCK THIS DREAM

Friend: ye

and that is why I was not on wattpad for so long

my apologies.