AUL incorrect Quotes pt 1

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*confetti in the background*

Player:I think we should see other people...

Noob:Are you being fr?!

Noob:What the fuck is up with the confetti?
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Veteran:Wanna see how badass I am?

Veteran:*Punches wall*

Veteran:Take me to a hospital please......AAAA
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The gentleman:Are you in the vents,Mr cheese?

Mr cheese:*In the vents*No
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Mr cheese:Now before I tell you my idea,Do you have a fear of blood?

The gentleman:Mr cheese,What are you trying to tell me right now

Mr cheese:

The gentleman:

The gentleman:MR CHEESE-
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Veteran:Are you calling me a lier?!

Captain:I ain't calling you a truther!

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Veteran:Player

Veteran:Player

Veteran:PLAYER

Veteran:PLAYERRRRRRR

Veteran:BITCHH

Player:YES?
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Angel:What's your favorite food,Besides cheese?

Mr cheese:honey

The gentleman:Yes my cheesy prince?
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Player:Alright done with this task,Just pjs more task to go and I win!

Veteran:Player!I have admin swipe and I tried to swipe the card,It didn't work so I smashed it with a hammer

Player:Where did you find a hammer from?!

Veteran:uhhhhhh

Player:You know what?Never mind.
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Bro:So I just thought of something!Since Jesus walked on water,And I walked on a watermelon,Watermelons are 95% water,So that means I'm 95% Jesus!

Ninja:Bro, your drunk again
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Bro:Who the fuck-

Mother:Language!!

Bro:

Bro:Whom the fuck

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Stoner:Welcome to the bread bank

Stoner:We sell bread,We sell loafs

Stoner:We have bread on deck

Stoner:Bread on the floor

Stoner:Toasted

Veteran:Stfu

Veteran:Listen,I just need a baguette

Veteran:And a brioche

Stoner:We don't have either of those

Stoner:You can get the gluten-free white bread,The potato bread

Veteran:What the fuck is gluten?

Veteran:Take that shit out

Veteran:I don't care if it's free

Stoner:Swear on your fucking yeezys if you wanna fight,We gon fight

Veteran:You tryna be on Worldstar?

Stoner:What you gonna record it?

Veteran:I got my dollar tree store camera on

Bro:What's the fucking situation?

Veteran:What the fuck do you want?

Bro:I'm the motherfucking manager

Veteran:At the bread store?

Bro:B R E A D

Veteran:Tell him to take the motherfucking gluten out the bread

Bro:Ima need you to shut the bullshit up chief

Bro:We can't take the shit out the bread

Veteran:I know y'all smokin that pack

Stoner:*is smoking*N-No I'm not

Bro:We got crackers,No gluten

Veteran:

Bro:It's gluten free

Stoner:You want the gluten or nah?

Veteran:Hell no

Veteran:you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Bro:Look we got whole wheat,gluten free,Texas toast,Gluten free tortilla

Veteran:Fuck all that

Stoner:What?

Veteran:bitch ass country

Veteran:Are yall from

Veteran where they got the bullshit at

Stoner:

Bro:

Stoner:Look..you can either take the yeast,Or I'm calling the police

Veteran:I'm going weast

Bro:Nah don't call the police,I have a warrant

Veteran:Honesty,Fuck y'all

Veteran:I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

Bro:What the fuck are you saying?

Veteran:All I'm saying is,Fuck y'all's bread,Fuck the gluten,And fuck them crackers

Veteran:*takes the bowl of crackers*

Stoner:Alright that will be 5 dollar-

Veteran:No bitch I ain't paying for that!

Stoner:

Bro:

Bro:Get out now

Veteran:FINE!

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