Johnny's Girlfriend

four.

Giana stood in front of her mirror criticising her outfit making sure it was perfect for her boyfriend Johnny's family. She was wearing a green long sleeve crop top that tied in the middle to make a bow, tight blue skinny jeans with a black belt and a small black handbag she thought it looked good so she walked out to the living room and joined her tall boyfriend that was putting on his shoes. She walked over and put on her black open high heels and asked him

"Right are you ready?"  he nodded and rambled

"Yes babe but asked to warn you my family is kind of weird and will embarrass me especially my mum and Adam and my dad, wait that's all my family, yeh that about right. All my family will embarrass me."

She nodded and they drove up to the house he grew up in and walked out of the car towards each other and the house together and we knocked on the door and he turned to her and said

"They will be weird and they will be embarrassing but please do not break up with me because of them." She laughed and said

"Don't worry babe I would never break up with you I can't wait to meet them." He knocked on the door and they could hear the chaos inside.

"They are hear, they are hear." Jackie, his mother said. The footsteps became more clear and a few seconds later the door opened widely and soon there was an older women in her 50s who said

"Hi darling, I'm Jackie, Johnny boos mum.

"Hi mum." He said. They hugged and came in. Johnny took her hand in his walked through the door with her in front of him. They both took off their coats and shoes and walked through the hall, only to see Matin with no op on and ketchup on his chest. Giana turned to Johnny and put her head in his chest, trying to hold in her loud laughs but couldn't help a little giggle go past.

"is Johnny's female here yet?"

"Dad!" Johnny complained

"Sorry about him Martin, I told you to put on a bloody shirt!" Jackie scolded him.

"Hello bambino female." Martin said

"It's nice to meet you, Martin Goodman the father." he offered his hand to Giana and she shook it saying

"Nice to meet you father Goodman."

"Okay Martin go put on a shitting shirt!" shoving him up the stairs towards their bedroom.

"Sorry about him." 

"I'll don't worry Johnny's already explained." 

"Ohh so she does exist see mom I told you." Adam said coming down into the hallway

"Hello pussface." Giana said to him

"Giana."

"Oh Johnny boo she does have a lovely sense of humour!" Jacki said placing another kiss on his cheek as she was so proud of him.

"Well dinner is nearly ready so you can go straight through." Giana Johnny and Adam made their way through the dining room and a while later Martin came back downstairs fully dressed this time and Jackie was rushing around setting food on the table.

"Can I be of any help?" Giana said popping her head round the kitchen door.

"It's fine darling, don't worry you're a guest." Jackie said

"I really I don't mind."

"Okay well if you insist here you could take this bottle of wine through?" Jackie said handing the bottle to her.

"Of course have you got straw though?" she said pretending to drink from the bottle

"Save some for me." Jackie laughed, they finally got around to having dinner after Martin had spilled a lot of ketchup on the carpet followed by Jackie and Martin repeatedly saying "Shit on it!" while Jackie tried to protect her carpet.

"Lovely bit of squirrel Jackie." Gianna joked

"Ah thank you Gianna." Jackie said.

"So anyway tell us about you." Jackie said before getting interrupted by the doorbell

"Jim." the three boy groaned in synch.

"Whose Jim?" she asked

"You'll find out soon." Jackie walked towards the door and had a short conversation with the odd neighbour that ended with Jim meeting Giana.

"Sorry about him Giana, he lives by himself and Wilson so I think he is a bit lonely."

"Oh it's fine don't worry."

"So I'll go get the crimble crumble and you can carry on telling us about yourself then." Jackie said

"That would be brilliant."

"I can come and help If you want?"

"that would be great." They smile at each other and both walk towards the kitchen getting the crumble ready for everyone.

"Excellent female Johnny."

"Thank you dad." Johnny rolled his eyes

"Very pretty." Martin said

"She is isn't she." Johnny said with a smile on his face

"You  really do love her don't you?" Adam asked his younger brother.

"Yeah I do."

"Well that's completely ruined my appetite now." Adam moaned.