Chapter 1: I'm lonely af

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"And they're dead again" I said while repeatedly yeeting people off into the void.

Blue team wins

"Yay.. I won another game of bed wars" I said during the stream while I leave the server, and then enter my own SMP , Walmart.

User1: Comet is freaking monster

HashBrown23: #BetterThanTechno

Budddyy: Comet is too underrated

SuperCaKe: Waiting for a raid for more Comet clout*

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"Alright, since mining for more diamonds is taking a long time, does anyone want to hear a story?"

Chat spamming 'YES' was a fine response.

KaseyNancy donated $10
Pls tell us a wild fastfood story.

"Fast food? Ok, I think I got a good one" I said as I recall the story.

"So when I was in highschool probably, I had encountered a karen.."

*

"Welp, there goes another successful stream with a total donation of a few hundred dollars" I said as I stretched back on my computer chair as one of my cats, Tofu, started licking my feet.

"Wha you doin? Huh, you little fluffy little Tofu~" I cooed as I booped his wittle nose while he gave me a hungry meow.

"You hungry huh? Wheres your sister?" I said after getting up and following my cat to the kitchen.

After I feed my cats, I sat down and started eating my leftover lasagna for dinner, while also scrolling down my contacts and finding only 5 contacts I really know.

"Man, I lonely as fuck" I said before one of my cats jumped next to me and put a paw on my lap as if comforting me.

"Aww.. Aren't you a little cutie~"
I cooed at her as she rolled around for attention. I should probably build a beacon in my SMP soon.

Soon after spoiling my cats, I recieved a notification from instagram.

Something about MCC?

Sounds interesting.

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"Alright my viewers, I have decided to apply for MCC!" i announced as chat went crazy with support. 

So after that I made a world only meant for practicing my mlg techniques.

"So anyone got any ideas for my audition video?"

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