It's lunch at Prufrock Preparatory School. Fiona, Klaus, Sunny, Violet, Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley are sitting together enjoying their 99% plastic lunches. SMASH! Carmelita smashes her lunch tray over Quigley's head. "Ow! What the fuck?!" Quigley screams. "Whoopsie!" Carmelita giggles as she skips off. "Brat!" Isadora screams at Carmelita. Everybody looks to see if Quigley is okay. "Oh my god. That looks horrible!" Violet exclaims. Blood drips down Quigley's head as he looks at the shattered pieces of the plastic try around him. "I don't feel so good y'all." Quigley mutters. "Carmelita is such a big bully!" Klaus complained as he smashed his fists down on the lunch table in anger.
"We need to do something... something that will make Carmelita pay for all the torture she put us through.." Violet said. "We could kill her parents so she becomes a orphan too!" Duncan suggests. "No, jail!" Sunny exclaims. "Sunny's right. We would go to jail, we don't know how to cover up a murder." Klaus said. "Guys we shouldn't hurt Carmelita! She may be bad but violence is never the answer!" Isadora exclaimed. "Shut the fuck up! I wanna see her get fucked up!" Fiona screams. Isadora looks down sadly at her tray. Klaus looks around observantly, his face suddenly lights up. "BRAIN BLAST!" Klaus screams as he points his finger up. "I told you to stop saying that Klaus it's really cringy!" Violet yells "I've got the perfect idea. Let's shave off all her hair while she's asleep in her dorm..." Klaus says.
Everybody looks around at each other nodding to show their agreement, except for Quigley who passed out on his tray due to blood loss and is in need of medical attention.
"Well let's get planning guys!" Klaus exclaims. Violet takes out her notebook and gets ready to write. Duncan has a menacing iPad kid smile on his face eagerly waiting to chop off a child's hair. Quigley is foaming from the mouth due to horrible brain damage. "We should go there at night when she's sleeping!" Duncan says. "Obviously we should go at night dingus!" Fiona says. "I'll bring my razor and shaving cream. But what do we do if she wakes up?" Klaus says "I have some Halloween masks from last year, we could cover our faces with those and if she wakes up, we can run away and she would never know it was us." Isadora says hesitantly. "Prefect!" Klaus screams. "Meet outside of Carmelita's dorm at 1:00 am guys." Klaus says. Everybody looks around at each other smiling thinking about the wicked act they were about to preform. "Kill Carmelita!" Sunny says. Everyone smiles and laughs simultaneously, except Quigley who is still foaming from the mouth and waiting for someone to call 911.
YOU ARE READING
Carmelita loses her hair
HumorI do not own A Series Of Unfortunate Events! Carmelita spats wakes up to realize all her hair is gone!!1!1!😱😱😱 WHO could've done it! It must have been one of those wretched vile rancid orphans who cut all her hair off!!!😡 Carmelita will make th...
