🔪His Mistake🔪

HOOT

Masaru: I know damn well, this fucker did NOT just hoot at me.

BloodBitch: I WAS RIGHT THERE AND NOW I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! OMFG I CAN'T BREEEAAATHHHHH!!!

Masaru: Then die

BloodBitch: Harsh—

MisterZawa: I blame Midoriya.

Midoriya: it is NOT my fault.

MisterZawa: oh? Then why is Hawks concerned and confused about his idol answering the god damn phone Hooting as a response??

Midoriya: Why does Uncle M have “Daddy” as your contact and “Daddie” as Present Mic's?

Masaru: Listen here you little shit—

Shoto: No no, let him continue.

Enji: I can hoot if I wanna 🙄

MisterZawa: Hawks is scared—

Enji: If he's so scared, he can go back to sucking dicc

Enji: should calm him down

Masaru: Does for meeeeee!

Tsu: Let's get back to the part where our #1 Pro just hooted at Bakugou's dad- can we?

Momo: I just refuse to question these guys anymore.

Tenya: Hhhhhhhhhh—

Tenya: Bakugou does the same thing, this doesn't surprise me anymore.

Katsuki: I. DO. NOT!

Shoto: He's right, y'know?

Shoto: Barking and Hooting are two different things.

Katsuki: And THIS is why I don't let you get cuddles no more. >:/

Shoto: Baby (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼ~

Katsuki: Bye bitch.

*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*

Midoriya: Look at what u did, go say sorry, ass.

Shoto: Well first, he's gotta come back to the dorms. ಥ‿ಥ

Jirou: Lmao.

Sato: I'm questioning our classmates just about as much as I am our adults.

Yuuga: I have so many questions that will never be answered.

Enji: I BROKE KAN!! SOMEONE HELP!

Shoto: Parish.

Enji: MASARUUUUU!!!!

Masaru: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Enji: Kan won't call me puppy no more

Enji: He's talking to someone on the phone, this isn't fair. (╯︵╰,)

Masaru: Aizawa, take his phone.

MisterZawa: I'd love to, but Zashi and I are the reason he isn't getting attention— oops.

Enji: Asshole.

MisterZawa: You getting called pet names isn't that important, calm down.

Enji: Alright.

Mineta: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Enji: Aizawa worked with strippers, including Inko, to be able to use his capture weapon.
He also worked at a strip club when he was younger. :)

MisterZawa: Little fucker.

Enji: You said pet names aren't important!

*MisterZawa Has Kicked Enji From The Chat*

Masaru: He's not wrong though-

MisterZawa: He fucking HOOTED, he's VERY MUCH wrong at this point.