Denki: Bakudad
Midoriya: Bakudad
Nozomi: Yo, Bakudad
Arakan: BAKUDAD
Yuuga: Bakudad~
Jirou: Idk what we're doing but, Bakudad
Tokoyami: Summoning the devil; Bakudad
Monoma: BAKUUUUUDAAAAD!
Shinsou: YOU YELLED THAT OUTLOUD!! WTF?!
Tenya: DENKI! OJIRO! WHAT'S WITH THE MOANING!?
Monoma: *W H E E Z E*
Denki: EHHHH???
Ojiro: Sorry, I'm on a limit rn.
Ojiro: After we got caught..I was told no for a week...it's been a month. I'm gonna loose my shit.
Denki: You DIDN'T lock the door. Get over it. NOW! That was Monoma, he was trying to get Bakudad's attention.
Tenya: Ooooohhh, my apologies Kaminari and Ojiro.
Denki: 's fine Iida❤
Shoto: Back to what we were doing...
Tenya: BAKUDAD! MY MOM'S PREGNANT AGAIN!
Masaru: Whomst?!
Midoriya: How-??
Tenya: My mom is single, lmao.
Masaru: TENYA!
Tenya: Sorry sir..
Masaru: It's fine. Now, what do you brats want???
Shoto: Is my old man fucking a bird??
Jirou: I- I was gonna ask for help with my guitar but like- now I'm hella interested.
Masaru:... I have no idea! Byeeeee!
Shoto: Wait-
*Masaru Has Gone Offline*
Yuuga: Little bitch
MisterZawa: What are you all doing? It's too late for this.
Momo: Sir, it's ten at night. Are you alright?
MisterZawa:...Masaru, get your ass on here, right now.
Masaru: what cat boy?
MisterZawa: Zashi is pulling an all-nighter, where are you?? We're supposed to meet Kan and trashcan.
Masaru: Ah- well-
MisterZawa: Bakugou...
Kirishima: Oh- shit-
Masaru: LISTEN!! I was called up for a job, they said it would be quick and the client wasn't gonna, y'know, but this BITCH did a THING, even after I said NO, and NOW I gotta clean up soooooo I'll he a TAD BIT late. :)
MisterZawa: You gotta be fucking kidding me right now-
Masaru: Oi! Clearly my shit states, and I quote, “When I say the words ‘no’ listen, if not, face the consequences.” Dickbag faced the mf consequences and now I gotta clean up MY mess.
Tenya: What is wrong with you??
Masaru: HE TOUCHED MY ASS! THAT WASN'T THE JOB!
Shoto: Katsuki and Midoriya are laughing their asses off
MisterZawa: Do you want us to come and help you?
Tenya: Probably BEFORE the police get there.
Masaru:...Nah, I'll be fine. Pluuuusssss, I have no clothes on atm due to stains- cause uh, I wore white like a dumb bitch. Bro got some weird ass shit in here tho.
MisterZawa: Omfg- I question why I like you again??
Masaru: Me too doll face, now uhm, after I DO clean up, I'ma call you and the others over here. I found illegal weapons and possible position of drugs and locations (information) on ALL of the pro heros as well as the students at UA. :D
Katsuki: Hot damn! Good job old man!
Masaru: Thank you Kit-Kat.
Katsuki:...Sho, call me that!!
Shoto: Why can't I just call you Kitty?
Masaru: Because that's what I call Zawa.
Shoto: Damn it- alright.
Katsuki: YAY! (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡
Katsuki: Anywaaaayy, y r u guys all meeting up?
Masaru: Oh! We're getting a few things for Enji-San. Apparently Rei threw out a few of his personal things and he has NO idea exactly WHERE they went. Soooo, we're getting him some!
Shoto: He has enough money to get his own shit, why are you guys helping him?
MisterZawa: Ah, he wanted us to come with him. Kan (not saying whom that is) wanted to go and help him pick some things out and we just came along because I know someone who needs the same things.
Masaru: I know THREE people who need the same things.
MisterZawa: Want to be hanging outside from a flagpole only in your underwear you little shit?!
Masaru: Make sure they're my black ones. ;)
Tsu: This is so beautiful I'm crying 🐸
Sato: Lmao, this is so flipping weird
Momo: I've never wanted to stab an adult more.
Tenya: YAMOMO! NO!
Jirou: Wait! Don't kill them yet!! This is funny asf!!
Arakan: BAKUDAD!! ME AND NOZOMI NEED YOUR HELP!!
Masaru: Alright, I can do multi-task, what do you need doll?
Arakan: Ok! We need binders but we don't have joooobbbs, do you think you can help us with that?
Nozomi: How do u have so much confidence rn??
Arakan: Online doesn't help when you're broke Nozo-babe.
Nozomi:...Bakudad...
Masaru: Alright! First, Arakan, you two are not of age for the jobs I got for a fifteen year old. That's one. Two, I can just pick you two up some binders when we all go to leave, how does that sound?
Nozomi: RLLY?!
Arakan: OMFG! THANK YOU SO MUCH BAKUDAD!!
Nozomi: YES! THANK YOU!
Katsuki: My dad is the fucking 𝔹𝔼𝕊𝕋d(￣◇￣)b
Shoto: I'm surprised, my old man would probably loose his shit if he found out I was Pan.
Masaru:..I just dropped a bloody broom.
Jirou: Bro?? Why?!
Masaru: Shoto knows NOTHING about his dad and it's funny but also, I'm a little triggered rn.
MisterZawa: Look, out Todoroki later, we need to go to the store, hurry up!
Masaru: Yada yada, I'm on my way. Calm your ass.
Midoriya: I'm so confused and scared at the same I don't know what to do anymore—
Tenya: I'll just- I'm not even doing this anymore.
Shoto: WAIT! WHAT DON'T I KNOW ABOUT MY OLD MAN???
Shoto: HELLO???
Shoto: AIZAWA???
Shoto: BAKUDAD????!!
Shoto: ANYONE?!?!?!
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🔪His Mistake🔪
HumorTenya made a chat, it is hell, they find out a few things about Katsuki Bakugou that is crazy. :) 𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝔸𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕆ℕ𝕆𝕄𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕃 Disclaimer: None of these cha...
