You, Me and Hollywood.

a hairy disastar

TW!! ATTEMPTED RAPE

taygo wonk up in a d[picthc black room, laying on nufufign but what feltyy like a big lobng thick juicy giorthy peice of wood. something in the air smelt weid af man so she sniff, she smely drugs. she sat aup but then a loudx. boomy voice shook da air, makingn taylor shart vrom fear. "ik sede you are finally awake lassie von lass lass loo" say ahiry as da luhght yurn on and shye see im nakwed in fronty if her, only hids small 3 cm dinggle gongle dangler was cover by a peice of cloth, that had hairys former bandmate, loisu tomopinson, embroiderd on it. tayklor tried to escape yhr wood but she leanerd she was chanid n up and could not mopcve. she creamed very very loud, so loud to the pouirnt where hairy had to taper her mouth shutn, bvut then untaped it very rough so the skin on her lips peelig ogf and she had no lips. hairy looked at her in the eyers and said "if you want to leaved, i want you to writte a song aboyt mew right niw and perform iut at yo conshit tpnight." tango nodded and started coming uojl with ideS, she knew if it was a mena song he would kill her,so she pretedned to write a sexy song about him, but it wad actually wabiut the ;ittle oraqnge. man she has met earlier thatf day. she begaon to sing softly and sexilyy,

"i want someone to give me sloppy toppy,

someone to choke my chicken

someone to yank my crank

someone to tug my rug

someone to pull my lever

someone to jack my yack

someone to rub my cub

someone to tender my member

someone to tickle my pickle

someone to beat my meat

someone to strangle my turkey

someone to slice my ham

someone to row my paddle

someone to juice my goose

someone to wither my slither

someone to handle my candle

someone to smash my glass

someone to drape my grape

someone to lube my tube

someone to skin my kin

someone to drain my brain

someone to leak my beak

someone to diddle my fiddle

someone to fap my gap

someone to frig my fig

someone to snatch my weave

someone to bash my bishop

someone to flip my bean

someone to abuse my caboose

someone to flong my dong

someone to whack my stack

someone to flick my stick

someone to shave my pube

someone to sharpen my pencil

someone to chop my tree

someone to spin my fan

someone to fuck my duck

someone to wonk my conker

someone to tease my weasle

someone to wax my willy

someone to stroke my stallion

someone to slap my salami

someone to pump my python

someone to crook my shank

someone to jack my beanstalk

someone to doodle my noodle

someone to slob on my knob

someone to tug my rood

someone to fondle my fig"

there was dead silenbce for a moment iunytil ttaylor brokemn down  in  tetars and becagn to sob. "i knwo tou missed me lassie" said hairy as he strip[ped off the louie emboridjered cloth that covered his 5 inch pENIS. tay;or scremed and attemoetd to run, unly for the chai s the dfrag her back down. hairy bgane to lwer his hairu girth down, until the wall feelm down onto hima nd crushed him, turning him into a hiairy smothie. the wreckag just baryeyly missed tanogo, she looked up to the top of the rubnle to see a facev she recognignsed immedieatly........

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