You make him dinner.

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by readTheBastardKing

by readTheBastardKing

Its valentines day! You were so excited to show him what you made for him. It was a beautiful dinner. It was steak with peas and mashed potato's. You really hope he likes it because last time you made him dinner he put two pieces of bread on your head and made you scream "I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH!" He's so silly! As you were lost in your thoughts you heard the door creak open. It was Gordon!

"Hey darling!" You said. "What are you wearing?" He asked with disgust. You were wearing a cute frilly black dress. "Its valentines day! I thought we could dress up and eat the dinner I made." You said excitedly. He nodded and sat down. You gave him his plate of food and he started to eat. Right when you sat down you heard him say. "The potato's are chunky, The steak is overcooked it tastes like rubber, AND THE PEAS ARE FROZEN YOU MUPPET! You cannot cook anything you donut.

"Oh Gordon you're so silly!" You say to him. "Oh you think this is funny? Let me take a look at your kitchen." He said. He goes into the kitchen to find it is a mess. He sticks his fingers in the corner of the counter top. "Look at that MOLD you fat useless sack of fooking yankee dankee doodle shite!" He looks in the freezer to find old chicken that you had never cooked. "aRe yOu tRyInG TO kiLL mE yOu dOnKeY!?" He then stormed out of the house.

That was a successful evening!

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wow isn't Gordon romantic uwu