Barrister Babu - Love or Revolution

Tum Theek Ho?

Bondita looked a herself and said - suraksha ke liye aise cheezein dharan karna chahiye! Kal kya ho jaye kya pata!

Anirudh - waah! Suraksha ke liye itna sab? Kya baat hai! Lekin mujhe lagta hai ki agr kisi ko suraksha ki zaroorat hai na toh woh janwar honge?

Bondita, confused -kyun?

Anirudh - arree!! Unka shikaar Karne ek rakshasi jaa rhi hai na isliye!

Bondita - Ohh Acha!! Ek sec! Kya kaha aapne! Rakshasi? Agar mein rakshasi hoon toh aap kya hai? Aapne aap ko koi devta samjh rahe hai kya? Aap Rakshas hai rakshas!

Anirudh - tumne mujhe rakshas kaha? Tumhari himmat kaise hui?

Bondita - aapki bhi toh himmat hui mujhe rakshasi kehene ke? Aap kahe toh waah waah, hum kahe toh naa naa? Aisa kyun ji?

Anirudh - dekho tum Bakwaas mat karo aur nahi mera dimag khao!

Bondita - mein Bakwaas kar rhi hoon? Aagr mein Bakwaas kar rhi hoon toh aap konsa khaas baat kar rhe hai?

Anirudh - kitna bolti ho tum! Har Waqt chappar chappar! Kabhi toh chup raho!

Bondita - ab bhagwaan ne zabaan di hai toh bolungi na! Meri marzi mein chup rahun yaa na rahun! Usse aapko kya?

Anirudh--tumse na baat karna bekaar hai!

Bondita - haan toh meine kab kaha mujh se baat karne ko! Aap hi chalke aaye the!

Anirudh - tum naa....

Sumati maa interrupted - Bas kijiye aap dono, warna dono ko paas hi ke jungle mein chod ke aa jaungi! Phir ladte rehna dono jangli janwaaron ke sath!

Anirudh and bondita were about to complain about each other when maami said - didi! Aap kya sharm waram sab chod aayi hai kya? Aap apne jamai se aise kaise Baat kar sakti hai?

Anirudh - ye adhikar mein maa ko diya hai! Meri Maa mujhe jab chahe tab daant sakti hai! Aap unhone kuch nhi bol sakti hai! Samajh mein aaya yaa aur kisi bhasha mein samjhaun?

Ma'am nodded in no and weny back towards her husband.

Again they heard the noise. Now even Anirudh was little scared. Bondita with courage went ahead. She went near the Bush.She unknowingly dropped the knife on the ground. She closed her eyes, holding the stick with both of her hands above her head and told in a loud voice - Jai Durga Maa! And hit the head of a person. No wild animals!

Person-arre kon pagal hai jo aise sar pe danda maar rha hai! Pagal Hai kya?

Bondita on hearing the voice opened her eyes and was shocked to see Som standing in front of holding his head and glaring her. She liked behind her to see all family members looking at her with wide eyes and open mouth.
She turned her head towards som and gave an apologetic smile and said - Dada... Woh.. Woh mein.. Nhi Woh mujhe laga ki.. Ki jangli janwar..

Son-aap apne dewar ko junglee janwar samjh ke maarne jaa rhi thi!? Aapko sharam nhi aati? Hey bhagwaan kya din aa gye hai! Mein Na - -

Mami - haan bondita! Aise kaise kar sakti hai tu apne hi dewar ko kaise maar sakti hai! Sharam naam ki cheez nhi hai? Tu naa--

Som - aapko beech mein kisne bolne bola? Meri boudi hai! Woh Jo kare? Usse aapko kya? Mujhe dande se maare ya Jaan se hi kyun na maarde! Aap koi nhi hoti unhe taane sunna ne waali! Samjhi aap yaa alga tarike se samjhaun?

Maami being embarrassed, kept quite.

Som - mere Saath koi aaya hai!

Bondita - kon?