HOSEOK
Who says I'm only playing
darling
JUNGKOOK
*starts reciting the bible*
JUNGKOOK
the fboy vibe is strong with this one
HOSEOK
What's a fboy :(
Y/N
FLOWERBOY
HOSEOK
I like flowers :)
JUNGKOOK
FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER
FLOWER FLOWERRR
JIMIN
don't do drugs kids
Y/N
did yoongi vanish again
YOONGI
Sorry I'm extremely unmotivated
Y/N
WHY
LET ME MASSAGE YOUR SLENDER
AND SMOOTH SHOULDERS
YOONGI
Other than always being
demotivated i spared some
time to spend here today
YOONGI
But you're talking about
miscellaneous and random
things again
JUNGKOOK
Mis— what actually?
HOSEOK
Does he sound a bit angry or
is it just me
YOONGI
That's how I normally talk
Y/N
then what do you want to talk
about yoongi *sits patiently*
JUNGKOOK
the universeee
JIMIN
yooniverse*
YOONGI
You
YOONGI
Tell me about you
HOSEOK
yes there's really not much
on your profile :(
Y/N
because there isn’t anything
really
Y/N
i'm an empty shell
*serenades a ballad*
YOONGI
I'm sure that is not the case
YOONGI
Who are you y/n?
JUNGKOOK
damn this is like an interrogation
scene from a detective movie
JIMIN
i guess i did a good thing by
staying awake
Y/N
I'm not going to give away my
real name and address to some
random internet strangers
#sorrynotsorry
HOSEOK
Savage, love
YOONGI
I don't need your identity
just tell me something real
about yourself
Y/N
what if I'm not real
but just a lonely author's
imagination
JIMIN
hashtag deep
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the perfect match for you." "And your point is?" "Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?" inspired from mystic messenger warning: mild...
