The Ludicrous Life Of Kranch Razorblade: An AHIT Fanfiction

introductory chapter/author's note

WARNING: the art for this story may or may not be very brightly colored and have a lot of patterns due to the fact that the main character has those in her design despite looking different the whole story but just to be safe, this may cause eyestrain.

Also, this whole story takes place in the protagonist's point of view. I'm saying this because she is meant to be annoying on purpose and she has some unique speech quirks that may not be pleasant to read, basically she says alot of anime/japanese terms and also speaks in a way that's similar to that of what you might see on r/boneappletea (for example, instead of applesauce she says app full socks)

That being said, i also must clarify that none of the opinions stated by kranch reflect my own in any way, shape or form

Hello everyone! The text got all fucked up when i first tried to write this """"chapter"""" and i didn't know how to fix it so i had to restart the whole thing so i'm VERY pissed about that but that's besides the point, today i'm here with a fanfiction that's longer than one chapter! I know, CRAZY right? I usually make oneshots! That's because this is a story about my very own fan character and her backstory! Yep! I have hat in time fan characters! The star of this show is kranchabella razorblade, kranch for short. She is a creature from the void with an infatuation with anime and finding true love!

Void creatures are my very own original species, basically what they do is that they're sent to different fictional universes (that being the universe of a video game, tv show, movie or some other form of media) by void gods to fulfill different purposes (for example: playing matchmaker with the people in the universe) as well as fill a small role in the media's story (that being giving sidequests, being a shopkeeper, etc) they leave when that purpose is fulfilled to move on to the next universe; kranch's purpose is to annoy others. The reason why kranch has two different forms is because when void creatures enter universes, their appearence changes to better fit in with the world around them.

I also have some other OCs who act as side characters so here they are!

Kranch's pet furbies

left: bertram, right: lacertilia lézarde von ténèbres (lizzie for short)

these are their AHIT universe forms

Kranch's parents
Left: lord glitterworks, right: lady breakneck

My other actual OC, tabitha

And that's all of them! The rest of the cast are canon characters (if you read the tags you probably know which ones)

One VERY final thing: i may add a few of my headcanons into this story so i would recommend you read up on the AHIT chapter of my headcanon book first (that would also be a great ego boost for me because my books don't get a lot of reads 😉)

And that's it! Funnily enough i've had this story planned ever since i was still writing anime-cademy which is quite evident considering you can see kranch in her ghost/hat in time form make a cameo in the art for chapter 12!

So yeah, with AAAAALLLLLLL that being said: enjoy! (Or not, i'm not stopping you)

May 2023 edit: hey, so uhhh...i kinda feel as though i need to explain something real quick; in chapter 2, an anime called "tsui no sora" is mentioned and it's mentioning is a setup for a joke. Idk how many people GOT the joke but basically the joke is that tsui so sora is A HENTAI!!!! Not only that but it's widely known as the worst hentai ever made (yes it's real, i didn't just make it up) and that's why that one express owl who's name i forgot reacted like that after he googled it