Basic Maths

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Hazel: If you had ten squashed-fly biscuits and I asked for five how many would you have left?
May: Zero
Hazel: What? May, it's basic maths. How did you get that wron-
May: I would give them all to you because I love you.

Daisy, without looking up from her book: She's using you.

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