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151. You can't decide if the TARDIS sound is the brakes or the relative dimension stabiliser in (de)materialisation phase, but you think it's the brakes and the Doctor lied to them

152. You call everyone with the surname Williams "Pond" just to confuse them

153. You own a sonic screwdriver

154. You own a mini TARDIS

155. You attempt fanart (if you can actually draw something that actually looks good, well done, I can't)

156. Your wedding dress will have pockets, and you will keep your wallet and phone on them at all times

157. You watch whoever is making your coffee Incase of huon particles

158. Your favourite Christmas carol is Dalek Santa is Coming to Town (below. I do not own it and all credit goes to whoever does)

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not run and hide

I'm telling you why

Dalek Santa is coming to town

He's made a list, he's checked it twice

All the inferior beings are there

'Cause he's naughty not nice

Dalek Santa is coming to town

He knows if you are sleeping

He knows if you're awake

He knows if you're hiding behind the couch

So run for goodness sake

Dalek Santa is coming to town

He knows if you've been naughty

He knows if you've been nice

He seriously doesn't give a shit

He'll kill you without thinking twice

Dalek Santa is coming to town

Oh, you better watch out

You better not cry

You better not run and hide

I'm telling you why

Dalek Santa is coming to town

Dalek Santa is coming to town

159. Your favourite holiday is Christmas, half way out of the dark

160. You have always wanted to say, "Allons-y Allonso!"

161. You carry jelly babies around in a paper bag and offer them to strangers

162. You know the Worst Rescue Ever

163. You get annoyed when people call Daleks robots and explain to them that they are Kaleds, yadayadayada. Bloody Catherine Tate

164. You have a friend who flirts with absolutely everyone, so you call them Jack

165 Someone says "Captain Jack" and you think of Harkness not Sparrow

166. You think Sparrow and Nightingale is a good name for a DVD shop

167. You put everyone in three groups:

People who watch Doctor Who and love it

People who haven't seen Doctor Who

People who say they don't like Doctor Who, but have no idea what they're talking about

168. You like Chameleon Circuit

169. You check graveyards and abandoned houses for Weeping Angels

170. You are still trying to work out why the Doctor didn't take Jack to Demons Run, he is immortal!

171. You wear LOTS of jodhpurs

172. You were excited, sitting in class, when you saw that the posters for Theta and Sigma were next to each other and wonder if it was deliberate

173. You wear a fez and carry a mop around

174. If a TARDIS is a sports car, a vortex manipulator is a space-hopper, or a motorbike, depending on who you listen to

175. When someone asks you a question about your past, you smile and say, "spoilers"

176. This list is basically the story of your life

177. It's Christmas Eve, you're on a rooftop, you see a chimney and your brain just goes, "what the hell?"

178. You know Rory's a tortoise and Amy is a hamster

179. You climb into a room through a window and, when asked why, reply, "because if I was going out the window, I would be going the wrong way"

180. You say you're a responsible adult and your psychic paper shorts out

181. You want to be ginger

182. You want a friend named Rose, just so you can go to a party and say, "this is Rose, she's my plus one," even though it's very obvious.

183. You want River and Rose to met in an episode, as Mickey would say, "the ex meets the mrs, every man's worst nightmare"

184. Fail that, River and Jack so the universe can explode from the awesomeness and flirting

185. You just snogged Madam De Pompadour

186. You intention is always fun

187. You hear the words "former prime minister" on the radio and say, "yes, I know who you are!"

188. There is no such thing as vampires. Edward Cullen is a fish from space

189. You can't study in a library, the shadows scare you

190. You meet someone named John Smith and you nod when they tell you their name and wink exaggeratedly

191. You name your computer Mr. Smith and say, "Mr. Smith I need you," whenever you turn it on

192. Your password is buffalo, or contains the word TARDIS or some other whoy thing like that

193. Your favourite fruit is bananas

194. You know the names of all the actors that played the Doctor

195. You think the Doctor must be real, and that is the only way the BBC could have thought of something that fantastic

196. The Titanic is never safe, no matter what year it is and how far away from icebergs it is, never get on a ship called the Titanic. Ever

197. You are very careful about the religions you donate to

198. You want 9, 10 and 11 to meet for the 50th anniversary

199. You are scared of cracks. Anywhere!

200. Any child of Amy and Vincent would have VERY red hair. The ultimate ginge

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