{matriarch pov}
i wake up and see red. "where am i?" i start to think. that's when i see her. Y/N.... she was beutifule (ugly) wide eyes, thick thighs, bald???????? i didn't mind. she looked sacred.
i walked up to you. trying not to sppok you.
"hello" i say forgetting i sound like a drunken lalaloopzie doll getting railed by a curling iron.
she blinked while i admired her shiny bald head. she was stunning.
i was gonna sex her.
