My religion teacher is afraid of black people

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Danielle Cohn: What's stressing you this fine afternoon?

Mikey Tua: I think you should tell me who you are.

Mikey Tua: Tight now.

Mikey Tua: *Might

Mikey Tua: *Sight

Mikey Tua: *Light

Mikey Tua: It's not working.

Danielle Cohn: Right?

Mikey Tua: Yeah.

Danielle Cohn: Rip to you lol.

Mikey Tua: I guess.

Danielle Cohn: But I'm not telling you who I am.

Mikey Tua: Please, just tell me.

Mikey Tua: I'll buy you lunch.

Danielle Cohn: Hmmm bribery... I like your style.

Danielle Cohn: But not gonna happen.

Mikey Tua: Why?

Danielle Cohn: Because.

Danielle Cohn: I don't want to ruin Tendo's game... Oh and I'm absolutely scared to reveal my identity because I'm lowkey scared.

Mikey Tua: Scared of what?

Danielle Cohn: I don't know, ask Tendo.

Mikey Tua: Okay, I will.

Danielle Cohn: Good good.

Mikey Tua: He said he doesn't want to spoil the surprise.

Mikey Tua: What surprise?

Danielle Conh: AIDNFAINFhPn KINFNV PKN$HB!!PKI@NTIKK

Mikey Tua: You're laughing?

Danielle Cohn: No, you can do that when you're triggered also.

Mikey Tua: Interesting to note, keyboard smashing is very multi-purposeful.

Danielle Cohn: OMG HAGAHX AHFGAH!!&HRNF

Mikey Tua: Are you laughing or triggered?

Danielle Cohn: Sorry but that was funny for some reason.

Mikey Tua: You don't need to apologize.

Danielle Cohn: Please marry me Wakatoshi, pretty please.

Mikey Tua: I'm only gonna answer your question if you tell me who you are.

Danielle Cohn: No, I can't. Too nervous, so I guess I'll just have to wait for your answer.

Mikey Tua: Alright then, suit yourself.

Mikey Tua: But I am not that good at guessing.

Danielle Cohn: Welp, that's an f in ur chat.

Mikey Tua: Tendo says that I shouldn't have to guess, he says that I should know.

Danielle Cohn: Wise words, from a wise man.

Mikey Tua: I should go for a run.

Danielle Cohn: Same.

Danielle Cohn: Well not for a run, but I've got dance class.

Mikey Tua: Have fun, and good luck.

Danielle Cohn: You have fun too.

Danielle Cohn: Marry me?

Mikey Tua: I have to go for a run.

Danielle Cohn: Boo


I hate my religion teacher.

-Crouton

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