Marry me? || Ushijima Wakatoshi text fic

Remember when you felt like sm was watching you? Yeah, that was me

-Tendo Satori-

WW: AYO WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK YOU GAVE ME IN THE HALLWAY!?!?!?

Baddie: Wut?

Baddie: Me?

Baddie: Wut look would you be referring to?

WW: Don't play with me boy, I swear to god.

WW: What did you do?

-'Baddie' changed 'WW' name to 'Paranoid Prez'-

Paranoid Prez: I have a reason to be paranoid

Paranoid Prez: You looked at me like this.

Paranoid Prez:

Baddie: This is a compliment, stan V for clear skin 😤

Paranoid Prez: Please, Tendo you can't make that face at me then say nothing.

Baddie: You shoulda asked me when I made it initially.

Paranoid Prez: Well I couldn't because the hottest man alive was walking right beside you.

Paranoid Prez: I meant Wakatoshi.

Baddie: Mhm.

Paranoid Prez: So please tell me what that look meant. There are endless possibilities.

Baddie: I may or may not have been playing a guessing game with your lover boy.

Paranoid Prez: Oh dear god.

Paranoid Prez: Do I or do I not need to flee the country?

Baddie: To make a long story short he now has three names in his head, one of which is yours.

Paranoid Prez: WHAT!?

Baddie: Can't tell you all the details of the game I made up, because then it won't be any fun.

Paranoid Prez: What kinda fun?

Baddie: The kinda fun that will end is complete joy or destruction.

Baddie: There's no in-between.

Paranoid Prez: What did I do to deserve this?😓

Baddie: It's a fun game.

Baddie: Don't deny it.

Paranoid Prez: It's not fun for me.

Paranoid Prez: Please give me a hint.

Baddie: Just hope that Wakatoshi is as good as guessing as I am.

Paranoid Prez: That makes no sense.

Baddie: Just hope that he doesn't make a mistake, I mean he is pretty dense.

Baddie: So he's prone to things like that.

Paranoid Prez: So he has to guess who I am?

Baddie: Uh-huh.

Paranoid Prez: What happens if he gets it wrong?

Baddie: Then I guess it's not meant to be lmao.

Paranoid Prez: I'm scared.

Baddie: Don't worry, I wouldn't do anything if I wasn't at least 51% sure it'd go the way I want it to.

Paranoid Prez: And what percentage are we at?

Baddie: It's no fun if I tell you that.

Paranoid Prez: Heart been broke so many times.

Baddie: Bye now, I need a nap.

Baddie: Scheming is hard work.

Paranoid Prez: I'm sure it is😐

-Ushijima Wakatoshi-

Danielle Cohn: I'm stressed.

Mikey Tua: I'm stressed.

Danielle Cohn: Jinx.

Mikey Tua: What are you stressed about?

Danielle Cohn: Probably the same thing as you.

Mikey Tua: Figured.

To be continued y'all, the way I changed how I want the ending to be like nine times lmao.

-Crouton