HAIKYUU ONE-SHOTS

Snakes and Cats (Kugushiba)

 So I have had zero motivation to write, and I'm unhappy with other one-shots that I've written. This one isn't much good either (I can't even think of a good title).

 This is all that I can really put out today. It features ooc characters, bad writing and Nekoma/Shibayama's protection squad. It's not very original.

They'd been so careful about hiding their relationship. Shibayama and Kuguri both knew that their teams would kill the other without hesitation if they found out about it.

So when Shibayama walked into practice wearing a Nohebi jacket, he knew that he had fucked up.

The thing was, Shibayama was so used to wearing his boyfriend's clothes that he almost didn't realise what was wrong when he saw the shocked looks on everybody else's faces when he walked into practice. He looked down, and frowned. And then realised what was wrong.

Kuguri's shirts were always way too big for him, and the jacket was no exception. The jackets were a completely different colour, too- one uniform was red, the other was green. How does one confuse those two colours?

"Who's jacket is that?" Yamamoto demanded instantly, giving the jacket a glare as if it had done something to personally offend him. "Is this some kind of joke?"

"Or is this your way of saying you're transferring to Nohebi?" Inuoka asked.

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck."

Those words escaped Shibayama's mouth before he could stop them, and the entire team froze for a moment. The baby of the team almost never swore, and even if he did, it was never more than a god damn it after a badly missed receive or something like that.

"Shibayama, stop swearing and explain why the hell you're wearing that jacket, you little shit!" Kuroo demanded, and Kenma sighed.

Did he just tell me to stop swearing and swear in the same sentence?

"Just leave him alone," Kenma said, nudging his boyfriend. "Though I am kind of curious."

"Shibayama-san, I thought you're meant to be wearing the Nekoma jacket," Lev said, cocking his head. Yaku groaned loudly.

"Please explain before any more of my brain cells are lost trying to herd our team back in control," Yaku scowled.

Shibayama could feel himself stiffen up.

He didn't know how Kuguri would react if Shibayama revealed their relationship to his team. His boyfriend would probably be disappointed, plus he'd receive twenty billion death threats from Nekoma, especially from Yaku and Kuroo.

"It's nothing," Shibayama said shortly, deciding that saying the truth without giving any details away would probably be best. "It's just my boyfriend's jacket. Can we practice now?"

Yaku reacted as Shibayama had predicted. The older libero excused himself to go and text somebody. He knew for a fact that the team mother didn't have the number of anybody on Nohebi, let alone Kuguri, but apparently the libero had other ways of getting to their numbers.

"Finally," He muttered.

Shibayama nervously looked over Yaku's shoulder to see he was typing one long, angry message to Daishou- I swear to god, if you do not answer this- and scowling heavily.

"Care to tell me who your boyfriend is?" Yaku asked, as he continued to type away- will go to your house, steal your phone and post all of your most embarrassing pictures to Kenma's social media.

"I'm not comfortable saying," Shibayama said, hoping that Yaku wouldn't take that negatively. Since he started streaming, he's gained thousands of followers and they will all see- Yaku sighed.