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Charles: hmmm, for the first one, probably a lotta pizza

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Charles: hmmm, for the first one, probably a lotta pizza

Sam: waitwaitwait- hold the phone, why are we on the death penalty?!

Charles: I don't know, the car?

Sam: death penalty for a stolen car?!

Charles: I don't know! Framed for murder?!

Sam: *heavy sigh* any(gay)way,  I would probably have some pumpkin pie

Charles: *shrugs* a'ight, and for the second one-

Sam: WAIT! Why are we killing someone?!

Charles: they stole the garlic bread

Sam: oh yeah well that is unforgivable but STILL!

Charles: I would probably get rubber gloves, take a knife, stab the victim and uh- I dunno, I forgot where you're supposed to bury the body

Sam: you

Sam: you forgot how you kill someone

Sam: why did you know in the first place

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