some *cough cough* VERY realistic pics

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Revali: 'NEXT TIME'? 'RAVIOLI' ?? JDKDJDBDDH REEEEEEEEE

(Paya has left the chat)

(Impa has left the chat)

Zelda: Let's...uh change the topic..

Revali: 😑😑😑 So uhh, the weather is nice today?

Urbosa: IDK, weather is different here. And I don't live in a nest at Rito village, do I??

Revali: SO-RRY, I don't live on a mat on the floor, do I??

Urbosa: what's wrong with you--

Daruk: uh

Revali: I have no Idea how a text message can get cut off...

Urbosa: idc

Mipha: Revali, DON'T question the authors ways. You wouldn't want to risk it... Plus you did the exact same thing, several times.

Impa: damn right.

Daruk: I tell him all the time, he has feathers stuck in his brain or sumthin'

Revali:....

Zelda: I suppose you've got a point there, Mipha......and Daruk aswell

Link: 👍😂

Author: damn right. Now I HAVE a question. Who likes the MAIN cover I did for this story?

...

*crickets*

Daruk: somehow I've gotten used to your presence...and your weird questions. That's not good.

Mipha: 0.0

Zelda: 0.0

Revali: all u did was stick a picture on the sheikah slate.

Author: AND.?

Link: 0.0

Urbosa: 0.0

Impa: 0.0

Revali: AND, you do realise nobody cares about author notes or when u get involved with the story. It's annoying, unnecessary and uninteresting.

Author: KK FINE. BUT DON'T MAKE ME get even more involved and do something I'll regret.

Revali: Oh yeah, what?? 🙄🙄

[Revali sat in his nest typing away, unaware of the shadow lurking and glaring through the cracks of his wall. He tapped away like the fool he was... Little did he know, it could be the end of him very soon.]

Revali: NO STOP

Zelda: I never knew someone could die twice.

Revali: wdym?

Zelda: doesn't matter lil birb

Revali: UGH SJSKSNN

Urbosa: 🤭🍿👌👏

Author: MUAHAHAH. See how much power I have.
(All marked as read)
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Mipha: *crickets*

Author: igHt iMmA heAd oUt.

Daruk:....

Zelda: gosh..

Link: 😏👌🍿

Urbosa: 🍿🍿🍿

Revali: .......uh... so, as I was saying....um

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