furry: thank god u did that urself
furry: bc we're right outside our hotel
buffjasmine: r u serious
furry: now
furry: all that is left is to get the dreamies + mark off the bus
dadsapastor: oh ew
dadsapastor: hyuck is staying on the bus
dadsapastor: im out then
tannedboi: not if i can beat u to it
tannedboi: oh shoot
tannedboi: taeyong won't budge out the doorway now
tannedboi: iDIOT WHY DID U COME OUT THE SAME TIME AS ME
dadsapastor: I SAID I WAS COMING FIRST
tallasstree: that sounds so wrong
handsanitizereater: u think everything sounds wrong
handsanitizereater: i bet u even think sucking juice out of sweet corn sounds wrong too
handsanitizereater: bc i do
yutaxesuck: both of u shut up omg
yutaxesuck: anyways my baby is off the bus so im leaving too
winwow: taeyong im gonna punch u in the balls if u don't move out of my way
furry: what balls
furry: anyways
furry: just dreamies left minus hyuck + mark
tannedboi: wym
tannedboi: hes not part of dream anymore
jisuckurmom: do u even remember our meeting
tannedboi: what meeting
furry: oh i see
furry: oh wait it's just the staff
furry: wait nvm noren is behind them
furry: that leaves us with
furry: oh wait i forgot about 127
furry: and our new members
moonie: petition to sue lee taeyong
thatsawetasswoo: where do i sign
icecream: hyung
icecream: ur name sounds wrong on so many levels
icecream: if u actually think about it
tannedboi: jaemin
tannedboi: fuck u
icecream: mark
icecream: fuck hyuck
icecream: he wants it
chenlookatmysexyface: oKAY I AM NOT STAYING ON THE BUS WITH HIM
jisuckurmom: same
stupidposes: aBORT ABORT
sungsimp: im new
sungsimp: i should get used to this huh
shoteup: hurry tf up
furry: okay that leaves us with
furrry: jaemin
furry: get off the bus or ill throw strawberry flavoured ice cream at ur hair
icecream: shut up im coming bitch
furry: ok that's all of us
furry: into the hotel we go
furry: btw ur all gonna choose a number and whatever number it is ull share a room with the person who got the same number
tannedboi: not that i care except if it's mark but ok
stupidposes: this is so stupid
moominbitch: like ur poses
stupidposes: like moomin
furry: ok so
furry: mark, haechan
tannedboi: oH MY GOD UR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
dadsapastor: where's that petition to sue him
furry: yeah but it's for u to get along
dadsapastor: SO U ADMITTED IT THAT UR DOING IT ON PURPOSE
furry: i only arranged the bus one
furry: this one is legit tho
dadsapastor: hyuck
dadsapastor: i got number 8
dadsapastor: what did u get
tannedboi: U COPIED ME
dadsapastor: NO I DIDNT WTF
furry: anyways
furry: mark, haechan - chenle, jisung - renjun, yangyang - jeno, johnny - sungchan, ten - jaemin, shotaro - kun, doyoung - hendery, jungwoo - yuta, xiaojun - jaehyun, lucas - taeyong, sicheng
furry: and taeil gets his own room bc he's the oldest
shoteup: ok i have a problem
shoteup: why are we all put with different people but
shoteup: chenle and jisung??
shoteup: i mean i can see why mark, hyuck and taeils reasons but why those two
tannedboi: exactly what i was gonna say
furry: well
furry: because they have the same numbers dumbos
jisuckurmom: goodnight whores
chenlookatmysexyface: shut up and get inside
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road trip. | nct
Fanfiction; TEXTING AU. CRACKHEAD WARNING !! on their way to film one of their hit english songs, highway to heaven nct 127 decide to treat their other members on a field trip, but not everything goes as planned.
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