im not dead

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As millions of crabs sang about pinching little kids on the shore mimic drank wine and sat in the sun as he heard the screams of children getting pinched by crabs "ah such a wonderful sound" he said and sighed happily, today was going so great, so quiet and nice but then three menacing geese came by and started honking and kicking up dirt which of course pissed him off and he threw rocks at them, "LEAVE ME ALONE" he screeched as they suddenly grew beefy arms and beat the shit out of him

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