Pog the champ, Jesus does the W.A.P so hard he splits into two. the first half is ugly but uh, the second half is really hot and makes the first half wet. Jesus 1 is really gay for Jesus 2 but Jesus 1 is too ugly, like burning your eyes ugly, Jesus 1 decides to ask Jesus 2 for his hand in marriage, but Jesus 2 says no because Jesus 1 burned Jesus 2's eyes. uh jay is here too ig, jay doesn't approve of blind people so she marries Jesus 1 the end.
