Me: Ooooow we have some questions for the Akatsuki members this time! Hidan! Get your butt out here you got a fucking question! Tehe must speak his language for him to understand >:3
Hidan: Da fuck you want woman?! *enters the room*
Me: You got a question from Strawberry_Lemonde. She asks: Hidan, suppose you were to meet someone who absolutely despised your religion, as well as being and athiest, BUT they played an important part in something jashin planned out. What would you do??? Geez that's a hard one..Hidan what WOULD you do?
Hidan: *shrugs* Fucking easy, lock em up in the Akatsuki's basement cells or just keep em on a chain leash. If they piss me off I might beat them up a bit but Id keep em alive for Jashin-Sama's sake.
Me:....No comment. Can you send Itachi in next please?
Hidan: Fuck no! Do it yoursel-
Me: DO IT NOW YOU OLD FUCKER BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR EYE SO HARD MY FIST GOES THROUGH AND I MAKE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN BLEED!!!
Hidan:...I'll send him in..*runs out*
Me: Tehe *has a book behind me called 'How 2 speak to a Jashinist'* He'll never know >:3
Itachi: *walks in*
Me: Hi Itachi~ You got a question from Strawberry_Lemonade, she asks: I'm serious dude, what is your problem?
Itachi: What do you mean?
Me:...Wooow answering a question with a question huh? Well my guess is she means why your always so grumpy looking all the time, but that's just my guess, I could be wrong.
Itachi: *looks around checking for people* If you've seen up to the episode where I die you should know why I killed all my emotions. I have no problem with anyone. I simply do what I must.
Me: Interesting..*holds in tears* Those episodes were so sad TT^TT C-Can you send in your partner on you way out? *sniffles*
Itachi: *nods and heads out*
Me: *blows my nose*
Kisame: *walks in*
Me: *sighs calming down* Hey Kisame, you got a question buddy.
Kisame: Ok shoot kid *sits on the couch*
Me: Strawberry_Lemonade asks: Kisame... sushi??? >:} ...Wow not much of a question there, so whatcha think Kisame?
Kisame: *shrugs* Sure.
Me:...Wait, what?
Kisame: Sharks eat fish, sushi IS fish. Get the picture kid?
Me: Ooooh so your fine as long as it isn't shark sushi?
Kisame: If you've seen the episode where I meet Itachi and talk about sharks you'll find sharks can be cannibalistic. I'm good with sushi of any kind.
Me: Nasty..Well thanks for your time Kisame.
Kisame: No problem kid *leaves the room*
Me: Thank you so much for your questions Strawberry_Lemonade. Feel free to ask more.
