A/N #2: WEIRD STUFF

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okay I have no idea on what this is but I wrote a bunch of mini scenario things-
Hope you enjoy-??
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Paperjam:*holding a knife* BOOMERAANG!!
Error:Whats that in your hand?
Paperjam:A KNIFE-
Error:N O -
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Gradient:EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'!
Eggs, Bacon, Grits-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Paperjam: Imma skinny bitch but I still take-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Nightmare: I gotta fat ass but I still take-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Dream: I gotta flat ass but I still take-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Horror: Wake up in the morning gotta eat that-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Dust: Imma red head but I still take-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Killer: Imma gay ni*** (FUCK SORRY) but I still take-
Everyone:SAUSAGE!
Cross: White girl, swag girl take your mans-
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Momo: UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-
Everyone:SAUSAGE-?
Error: Im white and I'm thick but you know I eat-
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Goth: Yeah, I read books but they all about-
Everyone: SAUSAGE!!
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUCE-
SAUSAGE!!!!
Ink: I like Dream but can I still take sausage?
Everyone:w h a t -
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Ink:iM soRRy iT hAs tO eNd tHis wAy, sOn.
Gradient:No you're not.
PJ:I FUCKING SMELL AVATAR-
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Gradient:Why do I feel like i'm forgetting something?
The voices:h e l l o
Gradient:Actually, nevermind-
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Cross:What time is it?
Nightmare:11:34.
Ink:*holding broomie* YOUR GOING TO HELL-
Nightmare:OH FUCK!
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Dream:They say Karma is a male bitch...
-looks at Ink-
They're wrong.
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Ink:Why does everyone hate me?
Dream:Because you TRICKED ME INTO-
Cross:SPOILERS.
Dust:Shit, you broke the fourth wall!
Cross:Oh uh-
Hi person behind the screen, then..?
Me:OKAY LETS-
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PJ:I NEVER cry!
Error:How to make PJ cry in a split second.
-Starts playing Leaves From The Vine-
-0.1 seconds in-
PJ:MAAAKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOO NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO -sobbing hysterically-
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Ms. Caren:I'm BACK BIOTCHES!!! NOW, WHERE IS THE MANAGER?!
Gradient:l e t m e k i l l t h i s w o m a n
Dust:no i will-
PJ:-Already stabbing Ms. Caren- oops
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Ink:-searches up 'Dead Family'-
*Shopping*
Ink:GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR KIDS-
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Dust:Everyone say one word and lets continue to make it into a story
Once
Gradient:I
Ink:Killed
PJ:....*um..*
My..?
Nightmare:Family.
PJ:I don't like this game anymore.
Gradient:me neither.
-Everyone backs out except for Ink and Nightmare-
Ink:I
Nightmare:Hate
Ink:Myself!
Nightmare and Ink:YAAAYYY!!!
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Gradient:You know why Nightmare and his gang can do what they want?!
Ink:-?
Gradient:*ahem*
T h e y d o n o t p a y h o m a g e t o s c h o o l y a r d s t a u n t s w i t h a n a n s w e r .
Ink:wha-
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A/N:what have I done-

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