[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

Rise and shine. 12:00pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Why do you message me so late? Is it because you are a natural douchebag? 12:09pm

Douchebag:

You said I could talk to you. 12:12pm

Classy:

Of course! What do you want to talk about? 12:13pm

Douchebag:

Well I really need to fart and I think I'm constipated. 12:17pm

Classy:

I really hate you right now. 12:20pm

Douchebag:

Does that mean that you loved me a moment ago? 12:23pm

Classy:

I really hope you have diarrhoea. 12:26pm

Douchebag:

You aren't denying your love for me. 12:30pm

Classy:

Wait! I don't love you! Shut up. 12:33pm

Douchebag:

Suuure I believe you. 12:35pm

Classy:

That sounds sarcastic. 12:38pm

Douchebag:

That's because it was, you love little old me. 12:40pm

Classy:

Why aren't you sleeping? 12:42pm

Douchebag:

Ah, I can't stop thinking about you Classy. 12:50pm

Classy:

Seriously, why aren't you sleeping? 12:55pm

Douchebag:

I had a nightmare. 1:05pm

Classy:

Wanna talk about it? 1:07pm

Douchebag:

Nah, I have to go. You will probably see me in your dreams. 1:10pm

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