[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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Douchebag: 

My lips are quite magical. Know why? 5:00pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Why? Do they make girls magically run away? 5:10pm

Douchebag:

No, they take people to Hogwarts so they can learn spells and stuff. 5:11pm

Classy:

Please tell me that isn't how you get girls.5:12pm

Douchebag:

That is literally my signature pick-up-line.5:13pm

Classy:

Oh gosh no. Girls fall for this?5:14pm

Douchebag:

Yes, that and my good looks. Oh and charm.5:10pm

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Douchebag:

So Classy, you know my lips... 5:10pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Please tell me you aren't using that line.5:10pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Because my lips can take you to Hogwarts.5:11pm

Classy:

Shut up and no, thank you. 5:12pm

Douchebag:

You can learn spells and stuff...5:13pm

Classy: 

#Rejected.5:13pm

Douchebag:

You don't want to go to Hogwarts?5:14pm

Classy:

Not with you. #Rejected.5:14pm

Douchebag:

Did you just reject me using a "#." 5:16pm

Classy:

Problem? #Reject. 5:19pm

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Douchebag:

BUT I CAN CHANGE FOR YOU BABE.5:22pm

Douchebag:

OH BABY, WE CAN HAVE FUN IN HOGWARTS.5:22pm

Douchebag:

HOGWARTS. BABE. HOGWARTS.5:22pm

Douchebag:

Babe, Hogwarts could be our magical beginning.5:23pm

Douchebag:

I am winking.5:25pm

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Classy:

Did you just 'babe' me?5:27pm

Douchebag:

I also 'Babied' you. Winking again.5:27pm

Classy:

Do you want to die? Because carry on replying with Baby or Babe. That is only a one way ticket to death. 5:30pm

Douchebag: 

So I am guessing Bae is out of the question?5:33pm

Classy: 

Yes it is. You Douchebag.5:36pm

Douchebag: 

Lets go to Hogwarts; meaning you plus me equals some lip action.5:36pm

Classy:

I don't want to go to Hogwarts no more and that maths is horrible.5:37pm

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