[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓

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**Please Note: 2K reads?! Whoaa**

Douchebag: Wazzzzuppp?

Douchebag: Wuu2?!

Douchebag: Sup dwagggg?

Classy is typing...

Classy: What?

Classy: Is that even English?

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Wuu2?!

Classy: What does that even mean?

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: u r trippin'

Douchebag: U dnt no

Classy is typing...

Classy: Stop texting like that! I don't understand!

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Y u no get it?

Douchebag: lol

Classy is typing...

Classy: Oh gosh. Don't say lol.

Classy: I hate it!

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Do you really not like lol?

Classy: I hate lol it is so annoying.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: LOL LOL LOL LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Douchebag: LOL

Classy is typing...

Classy: You are texting poop.

Classy: You are such a poop.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Okay lol

Douchebag: I am going to name my baby lol.

Douchebag: LOL Douchebag Jr.

Classy is typing...

Classy: That is if anyone would like to reproduce with you.

Classy: Which is unlikely.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Classy.

Douchebag: Would you please do the honour.

Classy is typing...

Classy: #rejected.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: I was only going to ask if you would reproduce with me.

Douchebag: So we can make LOL babies.

Classy is typing...

Classy: You make it sound like it isn't a big deal!

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: It isn't! We would go to the fun house.

Douchebag: Have some fun.

Douchebag: Winking right now.

Classy is typing...

Classy: Please stop.

Classy: You are disgusting.

Classy: Gosh, ew.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Dude, I meant going to the fun house to play monopoly. What did you think I meant?

Douchebag: Play some monopoly since you won't reproduce with me.

Douchebag: What were you thinking?

Classy is typing...

Classy: Nothing!

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: Oh right. Winking. LOL

Douchebag: I love LOL now.

Classy is typing...

Classy: I don't like you.

Classy: You suckity.

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: You are just a hater,

Classy: A lol hater.

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