Author: Someone actually requested this
Author: f*** this was requested by RandomWeeb4
Author: I say neigh
Zeldris: As embarrasing as it is to say this, I have to agree with them
Author: He has a point
Diane: Author and Zeldris? Both clashing personalities and each harbor a hate for each other. Ship
King: Skip, I know how it feels
Merlin: Skip, although it would be rather entertaining to watch them try and get along
Ban: Ship. I only disagree against the morally incorrect ships
Gowther: I taught him what Morally meant. Ship as well
Elizabeth: Skip, I wouldn't want Colonel Author to feel uncomfortable. And Zeldris doesn't seem to like them very much
Zeldris: Damn straight
Author: It's an honor to be shipped with me
Zeldris: more like a nightmare
Meliodas: Skip, wouldn't want Zeldris to kill Author
Author: You mean me kill Zeldris
Meliodas: No
Hawk: Ship, because all Author has done was interrupt me and be a huge jerk
Author: I appreciate your compliments. Escanor, it's all up to you
Escanor: Hm, all things considered, this wouldn't work out well. Author loves Gloxinia and Zeldris is a rage filled pixie who is bent on destroying Britannia.
Author: Accurate description of both of us
Zeldris: eXcuse you
Author: What?
Zeldris: I'm not a pixie
Author: yes, yes you are
Zeldris: If I'm a pixie, then you're a delirious fan
Author: I am NOT a fan
Zeldris: Sure sure, FAN
Author: See?! This is why we wouldn't work out. He purposefully pisses me off!
Author: Jerk
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Seven Deadly Sins react to ships
FanfictionWhere we all come and criticize ships! I'm not hating on anyone's preferred ship, this is just for fun. Also I go on short hiatus's from time to time for no reasons so I'll either spam update or not update for awhile Disclaimer: I dont own Seven D...
