Meliodas x Ban

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Author: Enjoy

Meliodas/Ban: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meliodas: It's never happening

Ban: We're just best friends

Meliodas: Why would I like Ban?

Ban: Ya why would he- Hey I take offense to that

Meliodas: So you what? Want me to be attracted to you

Ban: NO NO!

Author: Ban. I remember a certain someone saying they shipped their captain with everyone

Ban: Uhh.. Diane?

Imp: Let me jog your memory

Flashback from like, two seconds ago

Ban: I totally ship it!

Meliodas/Diane/King/Elizabeth/: What?!?!

Ban: I ship captain with everyone

End of flashback from a few seconds ago

King: Ban you just got owned!

Diane: Skip?

Elizabeth: Skip

Merlin: Skip, although it is quite captivating

Meliodas/Ban: NO IT ISN'T!

Gowther/Escanor: Skip

Hawk: The two bastards are bound together by fate. I SHIP IT

Meliodas: Any one know some good pork chop recipes?

Ban: I know just the one

Hawk: I mean, skip

Author: Welp, there we go

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