A Little Nonsence | A Willy Wonka Fanfiction

10

-October 1st 1971-

Willy:I don't understand it.The children are disappearing like rabbits.

Jayne:Well we still have each other.

Willy:"Nods".Shall we press on?.

Mrs.T:Wonka's can't we sit down for a minute?.The pace is killing me.

Willy:My dear lady transportation has already been arranged.

    We arrive into the next room.Oompa Loompas fill the machine with liquids.

Willy:Behold the Wonkamobile.A thing of beauty is a joy forever.Places,Please the dance is about to begin.Better grab a seat they're going fast.

Joe:Mr.Wonka what's that they're filling it up with?.

Willy helps me into the seat next to his.

Willy:Oh Ginger ale,Ginger pop,Ginger beer,Beer bubbles,Bubble-ade,Bubble cola, Double cola,Double bubble burp-a-cola and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose.Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things."Sits down".

Joe:Sorry I asked.

Willy:Everybody set?.

Charlie:Is this gonna go fast Grandpa?.

Joe:It should Charlie.It's got more gas in it than a politician.

I smile at the joke.

Willy:"Starts the machine".Now hold on tight.I'm gonna really open her up this time and see what she can do.Swifter than eagles...stronger than lions.

Bubble suds begin to spray out at us.

Mike,Mrs.T:Oh!.

Willy:Must be a leak in the distilling tubes.

Jayne:"Chuckles".Its fun!.

Charlie:Grandpa!.

Joe:I'm getting it too!.

Jayne,Willy:"Sing".Martha!,Martha!,Du Entschwandest.

Mike:It's getting in my eye!.

    Suds spray on my face making me look like I have a beard and I laugh.

Willy:"Sings".Ah Mein,Gluck Nahmst Du Mit Dir.

Mrs.T:Oh it's even in my shoes!.I'm soaked!.It'll never come out!.

Mike:It's sticking to my gun.

Willy:"Sings".Geht Es Hin Wo Du Entschwandest,Oder Teile Es Mit Mir.

Mrs.T:Oh my dress,My hair,My face!.Oh!.I'm sending you the cleaning bill you Wonka's!.

We get dry cleaned.

Mrs.T:I'm dry cleaned!.

Charlie:Hey Grandpa what was that we just went through?.

Jayne:Hsawaknow.

Mrs.T:Is that Japanese?.

Willy:No that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.That's it ladies and gentlemen.The journey is over.

Joe:Finest bath I've had in twenty years.

Charlie:Let's do it again Mr.Wonka.

    Joe,Charlie,Me and Willy all get off the machine.

Mrs.T:You mean that's as far as it goes?.

Mike:Couldn't we have walked?.

Willy:"To Mike".If the Good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates.Now would you all please put these on.