Chapter 13: Mean Girls

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Me: AND HELLO AGAIN!

Angelica: Hi!

Eliza: Hello!

Peggy: AND PEGGY!

Me: Today we are gonna be watching mean girls!

Jefferson: Movie or musical.

James: Who cares. We'll all die eventually.

Burr: That's a bit dark, don't ya think?

Hamilton: Since when was he not.

Me: I have taught you well Thomas. Today we'll be watching both!

Laurens: Cool!

Mulligan: I already watched Mean girls the movie. During quarantine!

Lafayette: Me too! IT'S WEDNESDAY! I'M WEARING PINK!

Me: Great! So, first we'll watch the movie, then we'll watch the musical?

Theo Jr.: Sounds great!

Philip: Cool!

Angie: Okay!

*After the movie*

Eliza: I loved that!

Peggy: Same here!

Angelica: Me too!

Hamilton: I may be reading into this but I think Janis was worse then Regina.

Me: How so?

Hamilton: Well, she used Cady for petty revenge.

Jefferson: Yeah, it was like a blank slate for Janis to be mean.

Hamilton: Exactly! If you ask me, she's just as mean.

Me: Wow, you agreed!

Laurens: Thought I'd never live to see the day.

Mulligan: I didn't! I knew it would happen eventually.

Lafayette: Uh huh. Sure.

Theo Jr.: Uncle Laf! Welcome to the wonderful world of sarcasm!

Philip: No.

Angie: Yep.

Philip: No! Why is sarcasm good?!

Theo Jr.: Because you like me, and want me back?!

Philip: RIGHT! Sorry. Sarcasm is wonderful.

Me: Philip, you idiot.

Philip: WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!

Me: Haha... Nothing. I didn't say anything.

*Hears Jefferson and Hamilton fighting*

Me: Welp, that didn't last long.

Jefferson: ALEXANDER WON'T AGREE THAT KAREN, REGINA AND DAMIAN ARE THE BEST CHARACTERS.

Hamilton: THEY AREN'T! IT'S CADY AND GRETCHEN!

Me: NO! JEFFERSON IS RIGHT! KAREN, REGINA AND DAMIAN!

Eliza: HAHA OKAY GUYS! Why don't we move on?

Me: Right, right, why don't we move on to... MEAN GIRLS THE MUSICAL!!!!

Mulligan: YEAH!

Me: Thank you for the enthusiasm!

Mulligan: Anytime.

Me:IN THE WORDS OF ALEXANDER, LEZ GO!

*After we watch Mean girls the musical*

Me: Sooooo, how'd everyone like the musical?

Maria: I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!

Me: Wow, Maria! Those vocals!

Maria: Haha. Thanks!

Washington: Let's put on a performance of mean girls!

Me: That sounds AMAZING!

Jefferson: I'll be Regina!

James: I guess I'll be Gretchen.

Burr: I'm Karen then!

Hamilton: I'm Cady!

Peggy: I'll be Janis!

Laurens: I'll be Aaron!

Angelica: I'll be Damian!

Eliza: I'll be Mrs. Norbury!

Washington: I'LL BE MRS. GEORGE!

*Awkward silence*

Washington: What? I like her the most!

Theo Jr.: I'll be an ensemble!

Philip: Same!

Me: I'll be in an ensemble too!

Angie: Same!

Maria: Me too!

Mulligan: Let me be that too!

Lafayette: I'll be ensemble!

Me: Let's start.

*Meet the plastics*

Jefferson: MY NAME IS REGINA GEORGEEEEEEEE!

James: YES REGINA NO REGINA!

Burr: I MAY NOT BE SMARRRRRT! That's it!

*Stupid with love*

Hamilton: MY NEW FAVOURITE DAYYYYYYY!

*Apex Predator*

Peggy: THE APEX PREADATORRRRRRRR!

*Stop*

Angelica: EAT A CRACKER AND STOP!

*World Burn*

Jefferson: I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BuUUuUuuurrrrRrRRn!

*After our production*

Me: Thanks again guys! See you next time!

Lafayette: Buh Bye!

Everyone: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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