Hamilton Reacts

Chapter 2: Starbucks and ships

Philip: There are so many people our age here!
Jefferson: A bit too many of them.
Me: Yes, this is a prime spot for College and high school students.
Theo Jr.: I´m gonna go make some friends!
Burr: You go do that hon!
Mulligan: Can we get food now? 
Me: Okay.
Me: So there is a variety of drinks and snacks on the menu. Just pick something.
Laurens: ANYTHING?
Me: Yes.
Hamilton: I’ll take a medium roast coffee
Burr: Honey Citrus mint tea please.
Laurens: Chocolate chip frappuccino
Mulligan: Just a black coffee.
Lafayette: A London fog.
James: I’ll take a caramel frappuccino
Jefferson: I want a blonde latte 
Angelica: Coconut milk latte.
Eliza: I’ll take a Vanilla bean frappuccino Please.
Peggy: May I please have an Iced peach green tea.
Me: I think I’ll get that too.
Maria: Can I get a strawberry Acai drink?
Angie: I’ll get a Pink drink Please.
Philip: I’ll take the same thing as my Dad.
Eliza: Nuh-uh. No coffee for you.
Philip: Fine. I will take a Cookie Crumble Please.
Theo Jr.: My new friends said I should try the Mango Dragon fruit. I’m gonna get that.
*Buys all drinks*
Mulligan: THIS THING IS AMAZING!
Peggy: It’s very refreshing.
Angelica: Wow, Why don’t they have this in the 1700’s?
Lafayette: That is beyond me. This is, how do you say? Deelicshios.
Laurens: Delicious. AND YES IT IS
Maria: I like strawberries. 
Me: Maria, I can’t agree with you on that.
Theo Jr.: Oh my gosh, I love my drink
Philip: Me too!
Jefferson: This is disgusting.
*Takes Hamilton’s drink*
Jefferson: I like this
Hamilton: JEFFERSON YOU ARE SUCH A-
Eliza: Alexander. The rules.
Hamilton I DON’T CARE HE IS A-
Angelica: Try. I dare you.
Hamilton: Sorry.  
Laurens: Can we post this on the Instagrandma?
Me: Instagram. And no. We need to move on to the next thing.
Mulligan: But I like it here. 
Me: Yes, but the place we are going will have a starbucks too.
Laurens: THERE ARE MORE OF THESE THINGS
Lafayette: I CAN HAVE MORE DRINKS?
Me: Yes.
Hamilton: That’s good. I enjoyed that
Theo Jr.: Can my new friends come?
Burr: I need to meet them first.
Theo Jr.: Okay.
Charli: Hi!
Chase: Hello!
Burr: OH NO IT’S A BOY, GET AWAY FROM HER!
Laurens: I think that’s a no. Sorry kids.
Charli: No, no! That’s perfectly fine!
*Charli Renegades away*
James: Wait, I saw her on the instagram thing. She has over 40 million followers!
Maria: What is a follower?
Me: Someone who follows your account.
Hamilton: You Met a famous person Theo!
Me: Seriously guys we gotta go!
Philip: Yeah! I'm getting bored.
Angie: Seriously, can we go?!
Eliza: Okay Honey.
Philip: Also who was that guy?
Theo Jr.: Why? Are you jealous?
Philip: N-no I'm not!
Me: Oh I ship.
Peggy: What is a ship
Lafayette: Guns and ships?
Me: Okay I'll explain on the bus ride there. 
*On the bus*
Mulligan: Sooooo, the ships?
Me: Oh yeah! 
*On the way there*
Mulligan: Now tell me what a ship is.
Me: Basically a relationship people think should happen, or is already happening.
Peggy: I want to hear some ships!
Me: Are you sure?
Angelica: Definitely.
Laurens: I am Physically prepared
Philip: I don’t think I’m Mentally prepared
Burr: Same.
James: Let’s just get on with this.
Lafayette: Let zee shipping begin!
Me: Okay. Lams, Mullette, Marliza, Hamburr, Jeffmads, Hamliza Jamilton,Philidosia, There are many more!
Eliza: Those are silly names.
Me: Yes it’s a combination of names.
Angie: Tell me whose names!
Me: There are odd ones, like Jamilton, Jefferson and Hamilton.
Jefferson+Hamilton: WHAT?!
Jefferson: I Detest that ugly man who has no style whatsoever.
Me: Realistic ones like Lams. Laurens and Hamilton.
Laurens: Ummmm
*Hamilton looks oddly at Laurens*
Me: And adorable ones like Philip and Theo Jr. PHILIDOSIA FOR LIFE!
Hamilton+Burr: NO!
Theo Jr.: I mean, Um, I-
*Philip and Theo Jr. are blushing, while Hamilton and Burr glare at each other.*
Burr: My daughter is too good for him.
Hamilton: OH YEAH? TRY ME YOU LITTLE-
Me: yep. The Hamilton fandom is an odd place.
*Hamilton has forgot about Phillidosia*
Hamilton: I have my own Fandom?!
Jefferson: I’m gonna call it the Jefferson fandom.
Hamilton: Oh yeah? Well I think you should-
Me: HOKAY! BEFORE YOU KILL EACH OTHER WE ARE HERE!
Peggy: Woah!
Me: Welcome, my friends, to the west edmonton mall.